If I play the USSR, I have to wait for hitler to assault me in 41, otherwise I'm going to face off against the axis, and if I declare war, I'll generate world tension that'll actually push my allies away from me and they won't support me in the conflict.

I played as Japan, went Shogunate, then converted to democratic.

I completed the game without fighting a single war

I prefer to take the entire hemisphere under the hammer and sickle.

I literally jumped Japan 30 years into the future

Any who oppose me are crushed under my boots and treads.

Avoiding the atomic bombs and kawaii culture and directly started up Japanese capitalism

I mean

If it wasn't for Japan, I don't think girly boys or traps would be as popular as they are nowadays.

If it had been multiplayer I would have been on everyone’s good side.

I still would have taken your island.

I had plenty of resources

Unlikely

Due to being so reserved I had a bedrock solid defense force

I could invade all sides of your nation with my navy in 5 seconds

I had heavy land craft and very developed tanks despite being Japan

And I had over 1000 political power lol

Comrade. My planes will bomb you out of your shelters and my armored divisions are heavily supported and have extreme buffs. And without a commander, I can utilize full armies with minor debuffs, and field 80+ divisions per army.

Wrong again

You would be overwhelmed by elite shock troops.

I had maxed out divided industry and carrier based navy

***You can't attack moscow with a boat, comrade***

But you can attack Leningrad

And from there I could launch strategic bombers

I had atomic bombs lol

By the time you make halfway to moscow, I will have taken your entire little island. Say goodbye to tentacles, say hello to famine and work camps.

Wrong I had ample nukes

I could literally bomb every city in Russia twice over

You would still lose, comrade.

I started researching nuclear asap years ahead of time

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I would have tongue punched your fart box and made you cum

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** I would have tongue punched your fart box and made you cum!**

Wow.

Zhokov is a dorty hor

weird okay but flex

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You forgot I had all nations allied outside of axis