but i dont give a fuck

ill drink budlight

Unless you drink HEINEKEN

]its cheaper

and less calories

In which case what is wrong with you.

do you really care about calories

you think i drink for the taste

i thought you were rich

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I JUST WANNA GET FUCKED UP

I remember the last time I transacted alcohol with my mother.

I gave her decade old wine as a wedding gift.

You can't let your mother buy you liquor what the fuck.

brb

then drink some 90 proof smh

I..you're drinking for alcohol content..on DOLLAR STORE beer?

then drink whiskey dumbass

Why tf aren't you drinking hard booze?

Bud light doesn’t exist in my country but it has a low af alcohol %

I mean fuck you wanna get messed up, bruv? Absinthe.

lol fuck absinthe

Dead ass: 74% alcohol.

I drink rum

You'll fall over dead.

Because rum is delicious

i cant drink anything above 70 tbh

Rum is pretty tasty.

I mean if you wanna get fucked up, moscow mule 🤷

i drink a bottle of jack daniels

and i black out

Moscow mule is easy

and feel hungover

i have really bad acid reflux

for the rest of the next day

..you black out from JACK?

drink liquor like a men, not budlight like a high school girl at her first party

id rather neck

bruh

at least budlight doesnt dehydtate me

It's like someone said "what if wine wasn't fucking awful" that's rum

BRUH.

to death