Air force easier

get ‘im, aggie

please GOD

```I can hear you breathing. Nobody does that here, anymore```

try to join the marines

Sailors are chad

Well whales should be near water 🐳

I will try

I'm currently sitting in a coffee shop,and there a cori in here. BEST DAY EVER!

SILVER

see how fast they push ur fattie butt out

QUIT OH MY GOD

you cant do math above elementary school dude, how do you expect to get in air force

@Sir Aggie they can’t push him out, they have to have a crane

I dont want to get in the air force

I know my place in the Marines

bc they called you an incel

your place is in the trash

u cant join

or a body bag!

Whales don’t fly shamoo, this ain’t South Park

loss some weight and go bac

marine biology more like

Dont you have to do some exercise in the marines to be accepted?

cuz ur a fukin whale

even then if you have physical or mental problems, ur done

Gonna be 150 lbs

OOF

Not an insult actually im just wondering

When i go back to teh recruiter

More like 250

of course he does

ur 350 dude

start now

Nope

he can run like 5 feet then has to stop bc his lungs give out

Im a chad

The recruiter is going to see him and be like “OH SHIT IM IN THE SPLASH ZONE”

i have asthma and i can run farther and faster than he can

Its impossible that youre 150

that’s how much he has to lose before he has another 100 to go