not gonna test that theory

My cat loves butt pats
He's so weird

Facebook mobile replaced the marketplace button with a video button

I don’t like that

No they haven't
Mine still has the marketplace button

Are you sure?

rigor mortis is when the molecules along the sarcolemma are locked in the power stroke. eventually, enzymes eat them away

i understood every single word.

I wanna carve pumpkinsss

owo

Never done it before tho

i wanna carve a hole in a pumpkin

just one

thats all i need

@avocadopit carve on the bottom and scoop the guts out there. *sprinkle* cinnamon on the inside and place it over the pumpkin

For wholesome purposes I assume

be an organ donor

Wuh

Why cinnamon

smells good

OOHH

Mmmmm

Oh god I had a nightmare about getting struck by lighting

Does that have like

A metaphorical meaning

yea

Like it was so scary tbh

orgasm

owo

no its the fear of untimely death

unfinished business n shit

OF COURSE

ooo looked it up

look at you buddy

If you dream of lightning strikes in a storm, this indicates a powerful energy letting loose in your life. ... Alternatively, If you are a struck by lightning in your dream it may signal that you are going to gain intuition or inspiration in your waking life.

Pshdff

My life is as stagnant as it's ever been

wait till you get struck by lightning

Toasty

Mmmmmmm

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