Message from @Derp

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2019-10-31 07:58:59 UTC  

oof

2019-10-31 07:59:01 UTC  

when a tranny tries to go into the males restroom but looks like an adult female hippo

2019-10-31 07:59:20 UTC  

^ Yaniv in a nutshell

2019-10-31 07:59:21 UTC  

speaking of gandalf

2019-10-31 07:59:24 UTC  

<:FeelsKek:379422423206068245>

2019-10-31 07:59:32 UTC  

There's fuck tons of "DO NOT PASS" signs in the mountains where I go a lot

2019-10-31 07:59:37 UTC  

Wut is even.

2019-10-31 07:59:48 UTC  

I really want to graffiti out the Do with YOU SHALL NOT

2019-10-31 07:59:51 UTC  

why do not pass?

2019-10-31 08:00:00 UTC  

Do not pass, as in don't pass in the opposite lane lol

2019-10-31 08:00:17 UTC  

oooh I thought you meant on the mountain itself like trails

2019-10-31 08:00:25 UTC  

Apparently some people are too dense to know 2 solid yellow lines = dont pass in oncoming lane

2019-10-31 08:00:32 UTC  

So they have to make a bigass sign to go with it

2019-10-31 08:00:35 UTC  

Saying to not pass lol

2019-10-31 08:00:48 UTC  

and people complain about fucking elons self driving cars....

2019-10-31 08:00:52 UTC  

dunno about there, but that doesn't stop idiots here

2019-10-31 08:00:57 UTC  

LOL

2019-10-31 08:01:09 UTC  

Well for the most part the bad drivers stay in the valley

2019-10-31 08:01:19 UTC  

Unlikely to see them heading to the desert

2019-10-31 08:01:43 UTC  

shitty drivers are universal. especially in kangaroo land

2019-10-31 08:01:45 UTC  

i live in the country so everyone out here got their licenses from the local good will shop

2019-10-31 08:01:58 UTC  

LOL oof

2019-10-31 08:02:01 UTC  

Wow

2019-10-31 08:02:06 UTC  

I actually didnt think about that

2019-10-31 08:02:15 UTC  

How the fuck do people get licenses when they live 5 hours from the nearest big town

2019-10-31 08:02:23 UTC  

smh

2019-10-31 08:02:30 UTC  

many don't

2019-10-31 08:02:31 UTC  

there's local transport departments around, or cop shops

2019-10-31 08:02:34 UTC  

atleast where I live

2019-10-31 08:02:45 UTC  

I live in a country founded by convicts. Pretty sure people like, steal their licences out here

2019-10-31 08:02:46 UTC  

I think you only can get them through the DMV in the states, right?

2019-10-31 08:02:50 UTC  

people don't even get licenses and thye only live like 20mins away

2019-10-31 08:02:59 UTC  

I don't have a license rn oof

2019-10-31 08:03:07 UTC  

I can drive but haven't done the test yet

2019-10-31 08:03:10 UTC  

I got mine cause I'm brown

2019-10-31 08:03:12 UTC  

me either.

2019-10-31 08:03:13 UTC  

obviously

2019-10-31 08:03:15 UTC  

i have a license, but the plus side is i can actually fuckin' drive

2019-10-31 08:03:23 UTC  

except i can't drive... but i own a car

2019-10-31 08:03:26 UTC  

i don't decide the opposite oncoming lane is a great place to drive