Message from @Derp

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2019-10-31 08:46:40 UTC  

Full of those types of people that are on and off of heroine and meth you see wandering into the local 7 11

2019-10-31 08:46:42 UTC  

i'm not a bogan, i don't smell like a meth lab, and kids don't live with me

2019-10-31 08:47:09 UTC  

my goatee might smell like a chimney but that's about it

2019-10-31 08:47:19 UTC  

My neighbors were a conspiracy theorist and then drug addicts on the other side lol

2019-10-31 08:47:27 UTC  

Conspiracy dude was cool at least, he gave us elk and stuff sometimes

2019-10-31 08:47:28 UTC  

the only white substance I'm covered in is cat hair

2019-10-31 08:47:30 UTC  

But he was a little off

2019-10-31 08:47:43 UTC  

Neighbors? Well. There were 2 sets

2019-10-31 08:48:01 UTC  

i smoke cigarettes and take insulin, and drink large amounts of coffee, that's my basic requirements

2019-10-31 08:48:07 UTC  

1 set was a dude who was usually off doing drugs and his 3 and 4 year old kids would come over to our house at midnight and knock on the door because he hadnt came home yet

2019-10-31 08:48:39 UTC  

degenerate neighbors lmao wtf

2019-10-31 08:48:47 UTC  

The next ones were also druggies and one of their kids had something wrong with her I dont know what though

2019-10-31 08:48:56 UTC  

She didnt learn to read decently until she was like 10

2019-10-31 08:49:04 UTC  

And she looked like a child until she was 17 or so

2019-10-31 08:49:13 UTC  

Like visually she DIDNT CHANGE AT ALL

2019-10-31 08:49:17 UTC  

She's still like 4'5

2019-10-31 08:49:26 UTC  

the fuck

2019-10-31 08:49:27 UTC  

no doubt stunted by drugs

2019-10-31 08:49:28 UTC  

*And she also lost her virginity at age 12*

2019-10-31 08:49:31 UTC  

While looking 8

2019-10-31 08:49:39 UTC  

nani the fuck

2019-10-31 08:49:43 UTC  

I hope her parents get shot

2019-10-31 08:49:50 UTC  

I dont miss my old town lol

2019-10-31 08:50:11 UTC  

for a minute there i thought you were gonna say she lost it at 12 to a 50 year old looking 8

2019-10-31 08:50:17 UTC  

LOL

2019-10-31 08:50:21 UTC  

No idk who she lost it to

2019-10-31 08:50:24 UTC  

Creepy nonetheless

2019-10-31 08:50:28 UTC  

I was like 4 years older than her

2019-10-31 08:50:34 UTC  

best never to ask sometimes

2019-10-31 08:50:34 UTC  

there's alot to unpack there but can we just burn the suitcase?

2019-10-31 08:50:42 UTC  

Yeah I wasn't very curious tbh

2019-10-31 08:50:43 UTC  

LOL

2019-10-31 08:51:07 UTC  

One time we saw a homeless man humping a lightpost across the street

2019-10-31 08:51:17 UTC  

like I'm saying that as someone with a dumpster fire of a backstory. BURN THE SUITCASE

2019-10-31 08:51:20 UTC  

the fuck?

2019-10-31 08:51:21 UTC  

literally why I won't live in the city

2019-10-31 08:51:24 UTC  

LOL

2019-10-31 08:51:28 UTC  

This is like a smaller town too

2019-10-31 08:51:28 UTC  

>homeless
>crime

2019-10-31 08:51:32 UTC  

40,000 people or so

2019-10-31 08:51:39 UTC  

Salem is the same too