Message from @Derp

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2019-10-31 09:18:16 UTC  

lol

2019-10-31 09:18:24 UTC  

yeah I get that

2019-10-31 09:18:24 UTC  

She's MISERABLE to live with

2019-10-31 09:18:27 UTC  

Gotta pee at midnight?

2019-10-31 09:18:41 UTC  

Or make coffee at 4 am before a flight?

2019-10-31 09:18:58 UTC  

Ready those asscheeks because she's coming for you

2019-10-31 09:19:32 UTC  

my family are kind of the same with me. it's not that I'm miserable to live with. I just have weird sleep hours and am very, very particular about how I do housework

2019-10-31 09:19:47 UTC  

they love me but dont want to live with me so that they preserve MY sanity

2019-10-31 09:19:52 UTC  

I live with the rest of my family just fine, she's just a bit scary lol

2019-10-31 09:20:06 UTC  

I mean at least she knows

2019-10-31 09:20:28 UTC  

is she self aware?

2019-10-31 09:20:39 UTC  

reluctantly

2019-10-31 09:20:57 UTC  

She KNOWS what she does but if you bring it up she has a killer stink eye

2019-10-31 09:21:23 UTC  

charmer

2019-10-31 09:21:28 UTC  

oof

2019-10-31 09:22:13 UTC  

Like I said

2019-10-31 09:22:15 UTC  

Great to hang out with

2019-10-31 09:22:18 UTC  

Terrible to live with

2019-10-31 09:23:31 UTC  

Oh, she wants to live in a trailer anyway by the way. We're just using it as an excuse to not have to live with her too long by already having one for her.

2019-10-31 09:23:37 UTC  

I think she plans on building a tiny home later or something

2019-10-31 09:23:41 UTC  

that's fair

2019-10-31 09:24:08 UTC  

I would have rathered a tiny home, myself.

2019-10-31 09:24:27 UTC  

But everyone else is already getting tiny homes/trailers and there will be a house on the property by default so someone's got to live in it

2019-10-31 09:25:14 UTC  

small houses are shit if you want a family

2019-10-31 09:25:18 UTC  

I don't

2019-10-31 09:25:19 UTC  

LOL

2019-10-31 09:25:42 UTC  

Don't need no money leeches and added responsibilities

2019-10-31 09:25:57 UTC  

I have a nephew

2019-10-31 09:26:01 UTC  

Good enough for me lol

2019-10-31 09:26:30 UTC  

good luck with that retirement

2019-10-31 09:26:48 UTC  

I mean I hope I'm dead before I get too old to take care of myself

2019-10-31 09:27:18 UTC  

hot take: having kids doesn't mean they're gunna look after you when you're old

2019-10-31 09:27:27 UTC  

That's also true lol

2019-10-31 09:27:32 UTC  

not if you're a shit parent

2019-10-31 09:27:44 UTC  

Doesn't matter, can still have shit kids if you aren't a shit parents

2019-10-31 09:28:02 UTC  

yes but hte likelyhood is far less likely.

2019-10-31 09:28:07 UTC  

not everyone wants to or can have kids either. respect peoples choices fam

2019-10-31 09:28:24 UTC  

We honestly don't need a larger population anyway

2019-10-31 09:28:24 UTC  

can you not be a cunt I don't have to respect you for the choices you make retard

2019-10-31 09:28:38 UTC  

how am I being a cunt?

2019-10-31 09:28:39 UTC  

shit parent or not giving birth to someone doesnt obligate them to do shit for you