Message from @Blackjax

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2019-11-01 23:25:14 UTC  

But I'm gettin forced too 👀

2019-11-01 23:25:22 UTC  

Who are all these new people

2019-11-01 23:26:22 UTC  

You're doing it right now?

2019-11-01 23:26:56 UTC  

Nope

2019-11-01 23:26:57 UTC  

y'know i was at the pub the other night and yknow when you're the only sober one and you just attract the odd person, somegirl start playing with my scaffold bar in my ear while im talking to a friend. It was really weird 😂

2019-11-01 23:26:57 UTC  

Tomorrow

2019-11-01 23:27:05 UTC  

I'm getting forced to do it again even though I nkow I'mma fail.

2019-11-01 23:27:11 UTC  

Hey

2019-11-01 23:27:17 UTC  

You wanna know the most awkward situation I had at a bar?

2019-11-01 23:27:38 UTC  

This old ass mofo starts hitting on me. He was like "you're the most beautiful woman I've ever met.... I'm looking for a wife for my grandson"

2019-11-01 23:27:40 UTC  

😐

2019-11-01 23:27:52 UTC  

LMFFAO!!!

2019-11-01 23:28:12 UTC  

that some pride and pejudice shit right thar

2019-11-01 23:28:29 UTC  

It was very awkward to say the least.

2019-11-01 23:28:36 UTC  

Jeez.

2019-11-01 23:28:42 UTC  

I'd have just been like "Nope, I'm out."

2019-11-01 23:28:59 UTC  

I was so timid and quiet back then I don't even know how I got out of that situation lol

2019-11-01 23:29:05 UTC  

The most awkward situation I was in was when I was with my ex and she saw me yawn, and proceded to demand I stick out my tongue.

2019-11-01 23:29:17 UTC  

Like here we are on a date and she's just poking my tongue with a fork lmao

2019-11-01 23:29:29 UTC  

I was laughing a bit but at the same time it was super weird for me lmao

2019-11-01 23:29:41 UTC  

😂 😂 im sorry @Mrs. Claus but my brain automatically when to a guy with a tophat and a monocle

2019-11-01 23:29:56 UTC  

@Squeaks What a unique woman she must have been lol.

2019-11-01 23:30:12 UTC  

I guess seeing someone with a tongue that goes past their chin is weird and unique lmao

2019-11-01 23:30:17 UTC  

@Blackjax imagine more like... old perv who reeked of alcohol from a mile away

2019-11-01 23:30:19 UTC  

She was a good person though, I kinda miss that relationship 👀

2019-11-01 23:30:52 UTC  

soooooooo bill cosby? gotcha @Mrs. Claus

2019-11-01 23:30:57 UTC  

That's a long tongue.

2019-11-01 23:31:00 UTC  

@Blackjax Yes but white.

2019-11-01 23:31:23 UTC  

It is, and I hate it

2019-11-01 23:31:23 UTC  

seems legit

2019-11-01 23:31:26 UTC  

I literally constantly bite my tongue.

2019-11-01 23:31:38 UTC  

It's made worse by the fact that I have a mild stutter when I get excited and then I bite it even more lmao

2019-11-01 23:31:59 UTC  

Aww lol

2019-11-01 23:32:11 UTC  

Friggin hate it.

2019-11-01 23:33:17 UTC  

I'm sitting at work trying to stick my tongue out to the bottom of my chin to imagine this, and someone turned to my direction at the same time. 🤦 Don't mind me looking like a moron at my desk guys

2019-11-01 23:33:35 UTC  

Lmao

2019-11-01 23:33:44 UTC  

It's pretty weird, I get that. Mine goes that far without me stretching it.

2019-11-01 23:33:48 UTC  

It's also super wide 🤷

2019-11-01 23:33:52 UTC  

Hence the biting.

2019-11-01 23:34:33 UTC  

There's a lot of sexual jokes that I have been not makingduring this conversation.

2019-11-01 23:34:44 UTC  

i have a bad habit of biting on my lip ring when im deep in thought at work, got told it looks pervy