Tomorrow

I'm getting forced to do it again even though I nkow I'mma fail.

Hey

You wanna know the most awkward situation I had at a bar?

This old ass mofo starts hitting on me. He was like "you're the most beautiful woman I've ever met.... I'm looking for a wife for my grandson"

😐

LMFFAO!!!

that some pride and pejudice shit right thar

It was very awkward to say the least.

Jeez.

I'd have just been like "Nope, I'm out."

I was so timid and quiet back then I don't even know how I got out of that situation lol

The most awkward situation I was in was when I was with my ex and she saw me yawn, and proceded to demand I stick out my tongue.

Like here we are on a date and she's just poking my tongue with a fork lmao

I was laughing a bit but at the same time it was super weird for me lmao

😂 😂 im sorry @Mrs. Claus but my brain automatically when to a guy with a tophat and a monocle

@Squeaks What a unique woman she must have been lol.

I guess seeing someone with a tongue that goes past their chin is weird and unique lmao

@Blackjax imagine more like... old perv who reeked of alcohol from a mile away

She was a good person though, I kinda miss that relationship 👀

soooooooo bill cosby? gotcha @Mrs. Claus

That's a long tongue.

@Blackjax Yes but white.

It is, and I hate it

seems legit

I literally constantly bite my tongue.

It's made worse by the fact that I have a mild stutter when I get excited and then I bite it even more lmao

Aww lol

Friggin hate it.

I'm sitting at work trying to stick my tongue out to the bottom of my chin to imagine this, and someone turned to my direction at the same time. 🤦 Don't mind me looking like a moron at my desk guys

Lmao

It's pretty weird, I get that. Mine goes that far without me stretching it.

It's also super wide 🤷

Hence the biting.

There's a lot of sexual jokes that I have been not makingduring this conversation.

i have a bad habit of biting on my lip ring when im deep in thought at work, got told it looks pervy

I just want you to know 😂

Feel free, guarentee I've heard them.

I used to bite my monroe all the time when I had it.

Highschool was funny for me when people found out about that shit lmao.

@Squeaks you'll make a woman or man very happy