choke on my noods

You're like a mama bird

chorp

Gonna feed your honey yer regurgitated noodles

I pooped on my dick

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*nevermind*

idk if you guys heard but she's obsessed with anal

want

Oh my gosh

@Claw idunno you seem to be projecting

@Blaundee I'd rather eat that than the dry bison burger that I just had

How is bison?

Dry

Its usually really good if you don't overcook it

Boil it

Lol

Won’t be dry after that

I dont want a boiled burger, thanks though

What about a boiled nugget?

boil your nuggets

Ew

@Farunel that reminds me of a fan fiction I read one time between Brock and Nurse Joy, but I digress

Just cut out a chunk, toss it in the pot

LOL what

It’s what we do with chicken thighs

The only thing of a chicken I boil is the bones and leftover meat for soup

It is a quick way to cook it for chicken and rice

Like

Boil it, cut it up, measure it, put it in with the rice and mixed veggies, put it in a baking dish and sprinkle cheese over it. Put it in at 450 to evenly heat it all, and viola

Idunno. I'm a bake it in the oven or fry it in the cast iron kinda gal

Or bbq

Frying sounds good, you use butter or oil?

I have roasted garlic olive oil that's pretty good

I do brine the chicken for a bit first to make it juicy

Ah, I generally use plain olive oil and season with pepper, or in the case of pork chops, use butter

I like garlic a lot

I probably would kill a vampire pretty easy

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I can’t really taste garlic, not on meat