Message from @Lao

Discord ID: 644516270632337418


2019-11-14 12:31:51 UTC  

it's fine,,,this is the weather I am used to,,,,last few years summer fizzled

2019-11-14 12:32:41 UTC  

It snowing here too

2019-11-14 12:33:04 UTC  

lol,,,,no,,,,no snow here

2019-11-14 12:33:20 UTC  

I was curious what hemmerhoidd looked like

2019-11-14 12:33:24 UTC  

Because of that vine

2019-11-14 12:33:56 UTC  

if you were here Lao you would say 'Paul I'm melting'

2019-11-14 12:34:00 UTC  

lol

2019-11-14 12:34:09 UTC  

Where shes like "you can't sit with us"

And then she goes *"Actually megan, I cant sit anywhere, i have HEMMERHOIDS"*

2019-11-14 12:34:20 UTC  

So I'm gonna post it in cancer

2019-11-14 12:34:26 UTC  
2019-11-14 12:34:36 UTC  

I end up melting at 17 degrees Celsius

2019-11-14 12:34:51 UTC  

That's shorts and shirt weather for me

2019-11-14 12:35:15 UTC  

well double that and add some more

2019-11-14 12:36:29 UTC  

it's been good yesterday was 40,,today was 37,,tomorrow the same

2019-11-14 12:36:47 UTC  

I'm cold

2019-11-14 12:36:52 UTC  

Its cold

2019-11-14 12:37:03 UTC  

The grass is frosty

2019-11-14 12:37:11 UTC  

My nipples are hard

2019-11-14 12:37:12 UTC  

you cant be cold,,,aren't you used to it

2019-11-14 12:37:17 UTC  

Its winter time now

2019-11-14 12:37:33 UTC  

No because usually it's like 8-14 degrees

2019-11-14 12:37:35 UTC  

Most days

2019-11-14 12:37:38 UTC  

But with winter

2019-11-14 12:37:46 UTC  

Its 4 to maybe-3

2019-11-14 12:37:48 UTC  

Daily

2019-11-14 12:38:11 UTC  

well just think,,,I am cold under 30,,,,so over there I would be an iceblock

2019-11-14 12:38:23 UTC  

Oh yeah no you would freeze

2019-11-14 12:38:38 UTC  

We wear tshirts and light clothing

2019-11-14 12:38:44 UTC  

Whenever it's like 10 degrees

2019-11-14 12:39:03 UTC  

And all the tourists wear big heavy coats

2019-11-14 12:40:11 UTC  

you would have to use a hand trolly,,,,I would look like I was frozen in carbonite

2019-11-14 12:41:35 UTC  

So we just got a letter in the mail

2019-11-14 12:41:54 UTC  

Summoning my dad to Jury duty in like 15 days

2019-11-14 12:42:48 UTC  

And saying how he didn't show up for the preparations in October etc and how if he deliberately misses jury duty he'll get in trouble and be delaying the trial

2019-11-14 12:43:16 UTC  

thanks for the heads up,,,,15 days is ample time to sort out shit to free myself up for Jury duty

2019-11-14 12:43:44 UTC  

note the sarcastic tone

2019-11-14 12:43:46 UTC  

Silly Peabody, you're not my **Dad**, you're my *Daddy*

2019-11-14 12:44:01 UTC  

Lmao but anyway they didn't leave a contact number or anything

2019-11-14 12:44:24 UTC  

So I dont know how to break it to them that he has been dead for a year and a half

2019-11-14 12:45:39 UTC  

Sorry had to feed my cats

2019-11-14 12:45:46 UTC  

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