Where shes like "you can't sit with us"

And then she goes *"Actually megan, I cant sit anywhere, i have HEMMERHOIDS"*

So I'm gonna post it in cancer

@MrPeabody 100%

I end up melting at 17 degrees Celsius

That's shorts and shirt weather for me

well double that and add some more

it's been good yesterday was 40,,today was 37,,tomorrow the same

I'm cold

Its cold

The grass is frosty

My nipples are hard

you cant be cold,,,aren't you used to it

Its winter time now

No because usually it's like 8-14 degrees

Most days

But with winter

Its 4 to maybe-3

Daily

well just think,,,I am cold under 30,,,,so over there I would be an iceblock

Oh yeah no you would freeze

We wear tshirts and light clothing

Whenever it's like 10 degrees

And all the tourists wear big heavy coats

you would have to use a hand trolly,,,,I would look like I was frozen in carbonite

So we just got a letter in the mail

Summoning my dad to Jury duty in like 15 days

And saying how he didn't show up for the preparations in October etc and how if he deliberately misses jury duty he'll get in trouble and be delaying the trial

thanks for the heads up,,,,15 days is ample time to sort out shit to free myself up for Jury duty

note the sarcastic tone

Silly Peabody, you're not my **Dad**, you're my *Daddy*

Lmao but anyway they didn't leave a contact number or anything

So I dont know how to break it to them that he has been dead for a year and a half

Sorry had to feed my cats

<:god:393128587596922900>

how many cats?

2

What do you feed them

Grain free dry and wet food

Why are they coeliac or something

Blue buffalo dry food and Purina beyond grain free wet food

Lao you are probably wrapped up like an Eskimo,,,I am in shorts and t-shirt,,,with every fan going