Message from @MosesWilhelm
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Doubt
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the penis hurt itself in its confusion!!
an erection is just your blood rapidly attempting to evacuate your body
nut is the forward scout but they never return
I did not consent to a boner
Ok buddy retard
They tell you ok buddy retard but they never ask are you okay buddy retard
ok boomer
Goddamn
They don't sell their garlic basil butter
That's it shoot that place up
can you just
It's the end of days
put garlic
and basil
with non garlic and basil butter
Yeah but it won't be exactly the same
Speaking of food
and tbh I assume you melt it or you are just eating that shit like a banana like a fucking MAD LAD
Im hungry
forbidden grease ca nnndy
I literally just ate chunks of the garlic butter
I mean it was good on the biscuit too but
Garlic good
hey that both makes it difficult for your bowels to function but it also greases them up nice and slippery
LOL
Lubes up them bowels
Jesus Christ
not smooth so much as its like a cannonball traveling up the shaft of a cannon just baaaaarely the right size
like everything will shoot out but nobody is having a good time
dont eat straight up butter, kiddos
It's not that bad
put that shit on 16 pounds of pasta like a true fucking hero
Need to go to store
and then eat all the pasta (by that I mean eat about 4 pounds before you pass out of insulin shock)
best sleep you can get really