meat in your mouth it's like rape

you're implying that you, a person, is individual from your organs and that is the most terrifying implication I've ever seen

yes

I am a hive mind

my kidney does not get to have dreams

part of the hive mind my body is not me

I'll fight all of them for supremacy

in this house we are an autocracy

we bleed for control over the reckless cacophony of pulsing man meat, are you not entertained?

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

and by fight I mean jam kraft mac n cheese down it until it begs my forgiveness

turn this buttery starch into energy you piece a shit I S2G

What is this gay shit

tbh you might be right because I do treat my body like an adversary I spend most of my hours trying to defeat in martial combat

@Farunel its gay shit in here 24/7

Haven't u learned

20xs the gay when certain people are in chat

we are but skin sausages filled with wet throbbing manmeat, accept it

I fight my penis on a daily basis it oppresses me

I wake up

It rapes me

Doubt

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the penis hurt itself in its confusion!!

an erection is just your blood rapidly attempting to evacuate your body

@Farunel ur 20 times the gay

nut is the forward scout but they never return

I did not consent to a boner

Ok buddy retard

They tell you ok buddy retard but they never ask are you okay buddy retard

ok boomer

Goddamn

They don't sell their garlic basil butter

That's it shoot that place up

can you just

It's the end of days

put garlic

and basil

with non garlic and basil butter

Yeah but it won't be exactly the same

u gotta practice