My dad's a cheating bastard chameleon lol

My dad isn't white either

@Farunel ❤️

But his wife just died of cancer so I'll give him slack

Hi Blaundeeee

Damn bruh

well he is

Cheated on my mum, and he always tried to be that stereotypical "good family man"

After acting like he was a hippy with my mum

My dad was only bad when he was hungover, but that’s cuz he had legit brain damage

He just blends in with whoever he's around

Cheating is a whole different level of fucked when you have kids with someone

Pretty sure I got my asperger's from him

It was some obese woman too

He was sending NUDES to her

And this was like

LMAO

he also sometimes would get in trouble because his mouth and brain don’t always make a connection

16 years ago

When that wasnt a big thing even yet

Shit

sidenote kids found out my dads back on coke

lol oof

so now I’m suing his ass for child support

shit tier drug tbh

I technically get a pass, since both my parents are gone.

I love my mom, though she's a little shit sometimes

IDK why anyone does uppers

My mom was awesome.

I kinda miss her.

Hallucinogens and downers are the only good shit

She's one of those "Can never be wrong" types

Awww I'm sorry to hear that squeaks

It's w/e.

But a t the same time she's still good at heart

Happened forever ago

She just got an ego

My dad was a cunt.

It’s cuz it makes my dad feel a bit more “normal”

i dont even want to know how you know about your *father*'s nudes. wtf

He stabilizes himself with it I guess