Someone wake me up when hes finished his essay

A single sentence is an essay.

can you just not talk to each other anymore?

Two setences is

numbie nutz

YIKES.

Can we make that a copy pasta

gotta babysit u retards

It's still ironic.

*I tried being civil towards the person, but after constant annoying pings telling me to die, I might've lost my desire to even be remotely civil to the person. I think that's a fair response.*

while bretto is asleep

Now I'm hungry for actual pasta....

wow

easy dic joke there

we'll pass

i want pasta

Hahahaha

in favor of GRAY coming here to cuddle since Im cold.

You could have said the dic joke 🤣

or u could jus suc it

either or

HAHAHAHAHAHA

ANYWAYS

pp pasta

When my husband gets up, I will take care of him :3

Such an intelligent, enlightening conversation I'm reading.

virgin

i smell it

Projection is a sin.

peepee poopoo

I can smell the hymen

UwU UwU

Wait me a virgin?

being a virgin is worse

imagine being a virgin

Lolz

Waaait for it. He'll get it eventually.

ayyy lmao

get dat u a virgin

got that alreadi

Wait what