u kno

we aint all perfect.

hunni.

Cinderella

Tell my 1000 gfs that buddy

Yeah ily anyways

HAND ONE GF OVER

pftt

i bet dey all blac guys

god i made a major oof

By existing? Same

HAHAHAHAH NO

well yes

No

Mine

in a way

Hi moon!

I love all my gfs

I kiss then all goodnight

a number i didn’t recognize texted me and when i asked who it was, they said devin. i thought it was my friend/ex from like 2 years ago. nope. it was my fookin ex coworker (:

ok I’ll steal one then

dey def all blac guys

Yknow when guys cheat

Oof

And have a lot of gfs

Do u think they're pretending to catch pokemon

im a loyal man

DONT

GOT

DOSE

PROBLEMOS

And then give everyone of his gfs a pokemon name

pokemon players don’t have gfs

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But the one he wants to wife is pikachu

y pikachu

I'm just thinkin

y not onyx

Because obviously he'd pretend he's Ash

Idk I'm a girl

I dont actually have 1000 gfs