ello

Sorry, but the Library is currently closed for the evening and the duration of this year

To people who dont have a Library Card

damn i guess ill just have to rob the library

This Librarian has multiple weapons on his person and isn't afraid to protect the records of humanity...........I've slayed dragons bitches, come at me bro

why would i go after you instead of the book i need

Because I protect the books

damn

guess ill go rob a different one

That's fine, but you aren't getting mine.

one day i will

He will blow your tits off with his gun

Nah........only my husband and select few have Library Cards

hahaha

ill forge one

with thors hammer

Interesting selfies..........access denied.

get cucked

There is a hobbit looking dwarf thing in there

Thor's hammer is in level 27, sector 4, department: Antiquities and Mystical Artifacts, via safe 62..........good luck

lol

As for getting cucked........well my husband and I just enjoyed a sex sesh earlier this week

Thanks for your concern

Nice to know people care about how often I get cucked

its pretty hot

you should video tape it

No, it's rather cold in level 27

Shush.

Thor's Hammer has to remain cold to be dorment

Don't need lightening bolt shooting randomly out

That shit can kill

what if its a moderate temperature

Then you sure are cucked

I cleaned all the dust off my ceiling fan
Now it makes this chopping noise
Awesome

what if im into it

Well if you have suicidal tendencies...........sounds like a personal problem

@The Librarian join VC

i just wanted to be cucked

@Stone Cold Steve Autism I'm at work

i didnt know it meant dying

Oh go get your money then