@Everyone's Mother fuck em up

I tried to buy dinner and my card declined

I'm going to end my life now

My order was only 86.80 or something

oh god

Not gonna make it till morning

THe onion boy lives 51 minutes from me

Always scary when your blood sugar drops while driving.

I wanna die

I'm trying not to die

Same

But I wanna

But I am sorry for what you're going through

I'm glad I had emergency snacks in my car

Lmao

Idk what I'm getting anyone for Christmas. Probably a game for my mom and aunt

Idk about my dad bc he's a FUCKING MYSTERY

^ditto

I basically wonder around and spontaneously buy all my gifts

This year I'm probably just gonna give out lots of honeys

Cause why not?

Maybe some candles. I have enough wax downstairs. I could maybe try some hand lotion and lip Baum. If i can get myself motivated to do something

@AnjoTheHo bruh I'm so sorry for u

Imagine being Onisions **neighbor**

I'd hella snatch the popcorn and watch him get arrested through my living room window tho so there's a pro

where's the alt+f4 for my life

On the keyboard

i got banned from madames discord

big rip

Also doesn't the onion own a gun?

ugh

hi

i am working my first double tomorrow

12 hours

$144

🤤

wow

wish i could make that money

I like how iNabber holds Repzion in such high regards, even though he's never actually spoken to him. I respect Repzion but not enough to hold him higher than me because I don't care. If I knew Repzion I would literally steal his cheetos from him.

wut