Message from @๐™ข๐™–๐™ฃ ๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š๐™งโ„ข

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2019-11-30 20:24:20 UTC  

Bruh my stepbrother forgot the dogs outside AND destroyed the bathroom sink somehow to where it wont drain

2019-11-30 20:24:27 UTC  

This guy an r word

2019-11-30 20:25:30 UTC  

a RETARDu mean

2019-11-30 20:30:44 UTC  

Try draino

2019-11-30 20:30:56 UTC  

If that doesn't work, clean the trap

2019-11-30 20:31:01 UTC  

No like the thing jammed

2019-11-30 20:31:18 UTC  

I cant pry it open he totally fucked it

2019-11-30 20:31:27 UTC  

His dad can fix it <:whey:386125203882770443>

2019-11-30 20:31:32 UTC  

You mean the stopper?

2019-11-30 20:31:35 UTC  

Ya

2019-11-30 20:32:06 UTC  

The trap is the portion of pipe under the sink that has the u bend

2019-11-30 20:32:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228754920050786315/650434070643212298/download.jpeg

2019-11-30 20:32:47 UTC  

My stepbrother like took out the rod <:whey:386125203882770443> i dont even know where to put that thing back i dont see anywhere on the top of the sink

2019-11-30 20:33:19 UTC  

Oh.

2019-11-30 20:33:36 UTC  

Why did he do that?

2019-11-30 20:33:37 UTC  

He said "it fell out" <:OMEGALUL:436294543088943104>

2019-11-30 20:33:47 UTC  

Idk man like i said i think hes r word

2019-11-30 20:35:53 UTC  

Well that's funny

2019-11-30 20:37:52 UTC  

One time, my younger brother was trying to do the dishes. Called me at work in a panic because 'the sink was broken'. He said he had the plug in but it wouldn't fill up. Turned out he just didn't turn the plug so it was draining.

2019-11-30 20:38:21 UTC  

I couldn't stop laughing. I was just like.. M where did you think the water was going? Like it had to do go somewhere

My brother has asked me if pineapple is a fruit and if Chinese people are Asian.๐Ÿ˜ฌ

2019-11-30 20:39:31 UTC  

B r u h

2019-11-30 20:39:48 UTC  

No, Chinese people are from timbuktu

2019-11-30 20:41:28 UTC  

I'll never forget the time my buddy thought oil went into the coolant tank

2019-11-30 20:41:34 UTC  

Engine oil

2019-11-30 20:42:48 UTC  

I convinced a friend of mine once that beef broth was actually cows blood

2019-11-30 20:43:34 UTC  

Also that epilepsy was contagious though in retrospect I think I disagree with ten year old me's sense of humour on that subject

A girl in my old French class thought PIGS IN BLANKETS WAS A COUNTRY.

2019-11-30 20:47:01 UTC  

My sister has an "outie' bellybutton and I managed to convince her that she was growing a willy out of her stomach and was going to turn into a boy

2019-11-30 20:47:16 UTC  

^ that is fantastic

2019-11-30 20:47:24 UTC  

And not to tell our parents or they'll make her wear boy clothes and change her name

2019-11-30 20:47:37 UTC  

Bahaha classic sister

2019-11-30 20:47:59 UTC  

Looking back, it was awful because she was really upset but it was fucking hilarious

2019-11-30 20:49:02 UTC  

Yeah kids can be mean. But also funny

2019-11-30 21:00:08 UTC  

My leg fell asleep

2019-11-30 21:00:09 UTC  

aahhhh

2019-11-30 21:01:32 UTC  

My friend sent me a link to an incel server and *holy fuck* the "rules" are wack LOOL

2019-11-30 21:01:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228754920050786315/650441320694939667/Screenshot_20191130-210000_Discord.jpg

2019-11-30 21:02:35 UTC  

What in the goddamn?

2019-11-30 21:03:01 UTC  

i refuse to believe that isnt a joke