take care of puppers

you'll be a vet vet

yes

if i commit my life to helping small furry things maybe the waifu will fall from the sky

waifus like small furry things

sounds like it'll work to me

yeah cause everything else worked

ohhhh

yfw

me as fuck tho

do they think your great though

or are they just trying to rail you in the ass

lolwut

There are people who aren't trying to actively rail your ass you know

There are also people who couldn't care if you died right now

There are also people who would care

noooo

There's a fuckin glass guy

everybody tries to fuck you

There's water in it

its murphys law

No

Murphy's Law

is everything tries to fuck you

murphys law is everyone is going to rail you

not everyone

It's everything

It just so happens that most of the time it's other people

I'm sure a rabid dog or a possum could try fucking with you

but it's way less likely

you for

Like if you worked for an Animal Shelter you'd probably be bitching about getting dog piss / shit on you more often

If you worked for UPS you'd bitch about packages

When you work for Ed Boy you bitch about the lack thereof work

Either way you're gonna get shit on guy

There's literally no job in the US without some sort of drawback

The only way you could possibly do it is if you moved to a different country and lived off the land

But even then you'd probably grow tired of it

Life has the gay

or you could join the army