Message from @NiceFlopSprinkles

Discord ID: 408469292460408853


2018-02-01 03:32:07 UTC  

Shit

2018-02-01 03:32:30 UTC  

I just stick my mind out like a thumb for a hammer

2018-02-01 03:33:44 UTC  

id still join the military and do it all again

2018-02-01 03:33:45 UTC  

worth

2018-02-01 03:34:03 UTC  

What branch?

2018-02-01 03:34:13 UTC  

army

2018-02-01 03:34:29 UTC  

Thank you for your service

2018-02-01 03:34:36 UTC  

What did you do in the army?

2018-02-01 03:34:53 UTC  

19D cavalry scout

2018-02-01 03:34:57 UTC  

recon and what not

2018-02-01 03:36:06 UTC  

Oh shit

2018-02-01 03:36:20 UTC  

You were the hammer

2018-02-01 03:37:59 UTC  

made things go boom with airstrikes

2018-02-01 03:38:16 UTC  

Fuck yeah

2018-02-01 03:42:01 UTC  

but like, the fact that im part of less than 1% of americans

2018-02-01 03:42:04 UTC  

is badass

2018-02-01 03:42:16 UTC  

but im also in the highest percentile for suicide in the world

2018-02-01 03:42:18 UTC  

so thats good

2018-02-01 03:45:31 UTC  

You are a rare breed for sure

2018-02-01 03:46:53 UTC  

thanks my mom always told me that i was special

2018-02-01 03:51:08 UTC  

Haha

2018-02-01 03:51:09 UTC  

Same

2018-02-01 04:36:12 UTC  

@Curdled_Anal_Chunks I shit v smooth

2018-02-01 04:36:15 UTC  

because of the cole

2018-02-01 04:36:16 UTC  

coke

2018-02-01 04:36:29 UTC  

it slid out of my anus

2018-02-01 04:36:30 UTC  

nicely

2018-02-01 04:36:54 UTC  

we’ll see

2018-02-01 04:37:02 UTC  

I’m peeing

2018-02-01 04:37:11 UTC  

no like actual pee

2018-02-01 04:37:19 UTC  

also changing my pad

2018-02-01 04:37:42 UTC  

tampons feel really uncomfortable

2018-02-01 04:37:45 UTC  

and hurt to take out

2018-02-01 04:38:16 UTC  

tampons go in the vagina

2018-02-01 04:39:02 UTC  

I had to wear them when visiting my aunt and uncle in Cali cus that’s all she wears and holy shit they hurt coming out and feel weird inside

2018-02-01 04:39:10 UTC  

they make me cramp

2018-02-01 04:39:38 UTC  

that’s all she wears when it comes period products

2018-02-01 04:40:06 UTC  

I’d rather wear a diaper than a tampon

2018-02-01 05:36:16 UTC  

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