yup

shh

i was super self conscious

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@molly do you identify as a Korean Ladyboy?

shut up :(

i felt super shitty about myself

G R O W I T O U T

i am growing it out u mongo

it's mongrel

it's down to my shoulders now

not mongo

no it's mongo

it's actually mango

shutupfaggot

you didn't read the mango

ur dad reads porno mags

back in the day probably

my store sells baby fedoras now, woke

omg.

r e t a i l

daily reminder any compliment you get from a retail worker is literally fake and taught to them

lul

and they’re only nice to sell stuff

_smile_

>Implying you didn't already know that their cheerful persona is fake

Lots of boomer women fall for it

>Implying this guy really REALLY fuckin loves dishwashers

mm

it’s easy to chad them into buying more stuff

h

you just give them stuff and they’re too scared to say no

My grandpa always told me the art of the Sale is the concealment of the deal

He has had multimillion dollar contracts with big names for consultation

Sales meetings with large companies are formal in nature but in conversation very casual

yep, that applies to pretty much all sales

sales is just being more domineering than the customer

and not taking no for an answer