girls up here would rather fingerblast their gods holy hole on snapchat for me, but when you ask for their numbers

its to far

what is north to you? where do you live?

near chicago

lol, yeah they don't give out numbers but their shitty impersonal snaps and kiks

this chick literally came for me on snap, and then I asked for her number and she said I could be a 65 year old man

like bitch wut

vc???????

i will later, in another vc with friend

I'm actually pretty damn tipsy rn

Pulling a Liam but I actually got laid

im playing fighter z rn

Typing on Discord while hanging out with two girls

One is like a 4 or 5 and the other is a 6 or 7

But goddamn am I trying to have a three way

gg?

say your dick is the freshest around

I actually have been

im gonna main 18

android 18, 21, and hit

vc

ima call the set hit and hits bitches

brian wtf you doin

Trying to get laid again

Dude the hotter roommate just put on a see thru top

Oof

Bro this chick

I wanna give her the dongle

I literally was hinting at a 3 way after me and the meh girl banged

I was like "clearly I've got rave reviews"

j

get another 3 way but this time the other way

Yes

Hopefully

fucking 4's and 5's....

and 7's...

^

possible 6's

😬

Get this guys