who is now just Mike

I rode my bike to a liquor store and forgot the fuckin lighter

I woke up high

and then I smoked the bowl I had left

packed it fatty

and now im slapped

I woke up with a text from bae

and a hard on

ew

for you

***CARPET MUNCHER***

further down the socio rabbit hole i go

are we playing anything

Guarantee there's a girl like mine but more sarcastic for you Eric

im not even using tinder though

I dun want it

Shit just happened randomly guy I can't explain this shit

I am going to adopt a bear and move far north

we will become brothers

Should I go buy a lighter?

and train for the crusade

'randomly'

lol

I mean she said she deletes the app often

so

your torch has a lighter

nvm I found zippo fluid

vc my guy?

@Deleted User finally got a break from responsibilities?

Who else here getting fucked up early?

@pyroynical <:Picardia:392506156708265984>

MFW <:RobbieRotten:424598686954422292>

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@BrotherCaptainTalos welcome fam

@Curdled_Anal_Chunks Guten Tag

hey you're not sam hyde

I'm his avatar

Better?

nice to meet ya nate

My favorite name to use on M&B's anglo-zulu war mod