the best state in the midwest

😂

Illinois

okay okay

that was a joke

i missed my flight in chicago a few months ago because i was so drunk

i hate my state so much

after getting into a debate with my neighbor passenger about the jews

chicongo needs big nuke

he yelled " HELP !!!! "

and the airplane staff came to him

and asked, what's wrong sir

and he was talking 100MPH

Everyone in Illinois hates Chiraq

this guy is being antisemetic and and and and and adn

so fast

and making a scene

and the waitress looks to me

and i just say, ' just a simple political disagreement '

did you have any speed on you?

and smile and sit there drunk with my ey es closed listening to music, it was magical

that wouldve helped hide your power level

no

i was slow and collected

also airplane drinks are peak jewry

MUSSOLINI WAS NAZBOL

@AcardiaNZ16

so i stopped in chicago

Jesus Just Left Chicago

and missed my flight and had to get a hotel room

for the night

$70

and walked to a bar from my motel room and forgot my way back

good thing i wasn't killed by black people at 3:00 AM in the morning

were you by the loop?

or O'Hare

i think i opted for the further room the shuttle ride was 15 mins or more

shaumburg

or something

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