you couldnt cut butter

woah

bruv

what u chattin

ive cut cardboard

i want a butterfly knife so bad

you can cut out that empty space

smh

to the left of your sternum

whats a sternum again

middle of your chest

the hard bone

isnt that where ur heart is

yes

to the left

ah no thx

id rather slit my throat

tbh this is a dangerous prospect

my dad is stupid

i mean you have bed sheets

im trying to meet up with you later in life, we can move to russia and live on a alpaca farm together

fair enough

would prefer alpaca farm

alpacas are the way we will travel space time

haha yes

u sound like my sister

a;lpaca farm in russia though

fuckin hel

http://iscaliforniaonfire.com/

i could prob sell my virginity and flee the country

hmm thats acc not a bad idea

fucking what

in all honestly yes though

gud fuckin idea

im a genius

i see no downside to this

ok molly, keep in mind this is happening

give it a decade or so

sounds gud

molly comes in clutch

i dont have to kill myself at 40