LMAO

This is why I want a fucking knife

takes the same amount of strength to bite into a carrot as it does a finger

learn how to leg sweep and choke out

when your arm is around their neck you use your hang to push up into their nose

so while they choke out you kill them by pushing the bone into the brain

boom, molly is unmolested and safe

lmaoo

@Curdled_Anal_Chunks I got banned from Tinder

I told a girl that big dick isn't just my energy

But she had it in her profile about big dick energy

Fucking zoomers kyselves

Worse than millennials

Literally making memes about dick size

Unironically gas yourselves Gen Z

Big dick energy is a decent saying until it gets to tinder

You know what

Fuckin adults ruin memes

That’s all I have to say

ayy you also got banned from tinder

i think the reason i got banned was because my bio said i like making people cry

im not really sure what i did wrong

its fun having body art and a future and money and a big weiner but having no girl

emotions are important it seems like

Emotions are gay and they shouldn't be shared with anyone

Fuck people

^

Damn Brian really took the blackpill

emotions slow ya down boi

Emotions is what makes us human

naw

ur gay

>when you pay 482 a month to have your shit stolen and eaten by a nig

Real talk

How do I hit on a girl without actually hitting on her

You don't

You just hit on them

I see her every single day

So if I fuck something up it'll be real awkward

@Deleted User teach me meetme master