Message from @Curdled_Anal_Chunks

Discord ID: 487287470447263765


2018-09-06 15:29:28 UTC  

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2018-09-06 15:29:48 UTC  

@molly complain

2018-09-06 15:30:09 UTC  

Pretty sure school counts as private property and that's illegal

2018-09-06 15:32:43 UTC  

Oh I did

2018-09-06 15:32:51 UTC  

At the time

2018-09-06 15:33:03 UTC  

But I can’t be arsed with the hassle of moving away from him again

2018-09-06 15:33:10 UTC  

The table is t that bad apart from him

2018-09-06 15:33:17 UTC  

The other lad is amusing

2018-09-06 15:44:11 UTC  

i worry for molly

2018-09-06 15:44:43 UTC  

give it a few years and she could be dead, married to a nigger, or in a civil war

2018-09-06 15:44:50 UTC  

best of luck little child

2018-09-06 15:44:53 UTC  

Haha

2018-09-06 15:45:03 UTC  

I don’t wanna sound like I’m over exaggerating

2018-09-06 15:45:13 UTC  

But me and the guy got detention at the same time

2018-09-06 15:45:20 UTC  

And we had to walk down a corridor

2018-09-06 15:45:22 UTC  

And like

2018-09-06 15:45:25 UTC  

I was kinda scared

2018-09-06 15:45:38 UTC  

Cause he’s tall and probably stronger than me

2018-09-06 15:46:02 UTC  

jesus molly cmon

2018-09-06 15:46:19 UTC  

all you have to do is play along until you have the chance to bite something off

2018-09-06 15:46:26 UTC  

you will be ok

2018-09-06 15:46:27 UTC  

LMAO

2018-09-06 15:46:37 UTC  

This is why I want a fucking knife

2018-09-06 15:46:41 UTC  

takes the same amount of strength to bite into a carrot as it does a finger

2018-09-06 15:47:06 UTC  

learn how to leg sweep and choke out

2018-09-06 15:47:18 UTC  

when your arm is around their neck you use your hang to push up into their nose

2018-09-06 15:47:30 UTC  

so while they choke out you kill them by pushing the bone into the brain

2018-09-06 15:47:36 UTC  

boom, molly is unmolested and safe

2018-09-06 15:47:53 UTC  

lmaoo

2018-09-06 15:50:52 UTC  

@Curdled_Anal_Chunks I got banned from Tinder

2018-09-06 15:51:32 UTC  

I told a girl that big dick isn't just my energy

2018-09-06 15:51:46 UTC  

But she had it in her profile about big dick energy

2018-09-06 15:51:58 UTC  

Fucking zoomers kyselves

2018-09-06 15:52:06 UTC  

Worse than millennials

2018-09-06 15:52:17 UTC  

Literally making memes about dick size

2018-09-06 15:52:34 UTC  

Unironically gas yourselves Gen Z

2018-09-06 15:54:53 UTC  

Big dick energy is a decent saying until it gets to tinder

2018-09-06 15:54:59 UTC  

You know what

2018-09-06 15:55:15 UTC  

Fuckin adults ruin memes

2018-09-06 15:55:18 UTC  

That’s all I have to say

2018-09-06 16:05:49 UTC  

ayy you also got banned from tinder