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>implying she's gonna be your gf before the first date```

Implying she doesn't want me

You don't know that she does.

If she really wanted you all that badly, she'd be begging for the d.

but instead she's like "aww i wanna wait"

she'd be begging for it if you had the god gene. the BBC.

Girls don't beg for dick, just money

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0speQHbLMtU

Get the herps medicated ya dingus

Then u don't need condoms

Based Molly.

We just had very detailed sex ed

with a DT teacher

Did they show you how to put a condom on a wooden dowel?

@molly or I could just not do that

Cause you know, no free healthcare

It costed me $500 just to get the test

Even with insurance

@amsalem

Being this stupid

Jews gave you the ability to drop Japan to it's knees

Jews made a global power

Now Japan is making anime and body pillows

Shit trade deal

Still they raped you in pearl harbour

Guys let's blame jews cuz my country isn't going exactly how I want it to go

>6,000 scientists worked on the Manhattan Project

>around only 10 are jews

>1/2 are germans or nazis

>"jews made the nuke"

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its also odd how the soviets didnt obtain nukes untill after they captured nazi scientists <:DownSyndromePepe:433846993618468865>

Nazis were baste

They had UFOs and death rays

Imagine not having free healthcare

Imagine paying for braphogs to eat McDonalds all day

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Imagine allowing people to become overweight and letting them burden taxpayers