@molly wait I have joke for you

Go on then

How do you make a dog sound like a cat

Dk

You freeze it, the saw it with a bandsaw and it goes 'mrooooowwwww'

How do you make a cat sound like a dog

Idk

You cover it in gasoline and throw a match at it, and it goes 'woof'

@Curdled_Anal_Chunks check <#399645676159631360>

Did

My girl and I are listening to slipknot

>When you can send your gf CringeAnarchy or 4chan posts and she agrees with your takes

Feels good man

My girl shows me trashbag memes

And I tell her they are shit

Mine hasn't shown me any memes yet

Although I've only hung out with her once

@Curdled_Anal_Chunks trash shock factor joke

Once?

Mine has been with me literally since Saturday

I met her last friday

Get another date going fam

I only see her once per week

cause she's gone this weekend

maybe again next weekend

@Psikek https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/

how did the entire world become so docile all at the same time

crusades used to happen if you looked at a group the wrong way, today taking it up the ass is seen as the moral high ground.

technology

and the nuke

nukes were the final downfall of humanity

they have pacified everyone

<:PepeKMS:434539163732148239>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqp4yYs1LdA

I'm on a classical music kick

I feel like my grandad

fug