There's also this Afro-Italian guy, and he made us tiramasu.

all of the whores and sluts in my school are fat and short, the respectable women at my school are tall.

Not all the whores here are fat

However there's a lot of whores

I'd rather an ***attractive*** whore to a fat whore.

I told my gf some very extreme sociopathic shit

And she said she loved me and I was perfect

Red flag for sure

Yes

@Curdled_Anal_Chunks like what

Reason why u keep saying Eric dox to shit that doesnt apply to me at all? @Deleted User

We can roast each other if you promise not to cry

Do you know what a joke is

No

I have the sense of humor of a german

Are you aware of the concept of humor

@Antarctican Dictator I told her if she were to cut herself because of me (she has previously self harmed) that I would feel accomplished

You should know by now that I do and dont

I'm shitposting m8

jesus

I take personal shitposting to a very high level

Psikek calls me a manlet lol

I mean

You're a sexy manlet

So

You just pull out the C4 when I have a dildo bat

That's the problem

Have you ever blown up c4

Its fun as all fuck

Unable to calm the storm

I go from a tropical storm to a category 5 in a snap

I would assume remote explosives are like something out of a video game

It's very loud, and it shakes the ground similar to a earthquake

And it smells nice

Currently waiting on Drew with my WiFi Android mini tablet

Since I don't even have data or calling anymore

Currently waiting on my roommate to get home

I'm locked out with a plant on me

Nice at least you're giving it carbon dioxide

It's no longer a living plant