Message from @Curdled_Anal_Chunks

Discord ID: 521025162078846998


2018-12-08 18:05:40 UTC  

50 mg

2018-12-08 18:05:46 UTC  

just talked to my smelly roommate, he was trying to ask me shit about joining the military. So i says to the guy, i says to him, we have a consistant issue with your hygeine and you smelling like shit, what the fuck makes you think you are able to join the marines

2018-12-08 18:05:57 UTC  

lmao

2018-12-08 18:06:07 UTC  

He's a fat lard and he wants to be in the marines

2018-12-08 18:06:08 UTC  

then told him to cut it with the bullshit and to take a shower once my other roommate is out of their bathroom because im tired of him smelling like shit

2018-12-08 18:06:08 UTC  

lmao

2018-12-08 18:06:19 UTC  

fat *tard

2018-12-08 18:06:23 UTC  

like dude, you cant win my favor with pretending you want to join

2018-12-08 18:06:32 UTC  

thats all he is trying to do

2018-12-08 18:06:42 UTC  

it just makes him more of a piece of shit

2018-12-08 18:06:52 UTC  

even people who eat crayons don't want him

2018-12-08 18:06:57 UTC  

brian when i tell you i got some loud ganj

2018-12-08 18:07:00 UTC  

its very very loud

2018-12-08 18:07:10 UTC  

I've got annoying flies

2018-12-08 18:07:13 UTC  

and this dude was standing 10 feet away from me talking, and i could only smell him

2018-12-08 18:07:28 UTC  

like bro what in the unholy fuck

2018-12-08 18:07:38 UTC  

like i know fat people normally smell but when they dont shower

2018-12-08 18:07:41 UTC  

>Can smell from 10 feet away

2018-12-08 18:07:41 UTC  

holy fuck man

2018-12-08 18:07:52 UTC  

Either someone has super smell or he's super smelly

2018-12-08 18:07:58 UTC  

>when the entire school knows your roommate by name for smelling like shit

2018-12-08 18:08:00 UTC  

I'm guessing the latter

2018-12-08 18:08:36 UTC  

>when you are talking to the housing rep about your shit smelling roommate and a random dude overhears in the hallway and asks if you're talking about (stinky name)

2018-12-08 18:08:49 UTC  

>when you literally have proof fall into your lap

2018-12-08 18:09:08 UTC  

>when stinkys gf cant even put on or tie her own shoes cause fat

2018-12-08 18:09:11 UTC  

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2018-12-08 18:09:20 UTC  

#HealthyAtEverySize

2018-12-08 18:09:23 UTC  

Bigot

2018-12-08 18:09:25 UTC  

xD

2018-12-08 18:11:58 UTC  

<:NazBol:435569221091721216> <:EternalAnglo:453310426101579776> <:Picardia:392506156708265984>

2018-12-08 18:12:36 UTC  

Duterte is the only good leader besides Trump

2018-12-08 18:12:41 UTC  

and that's saying something

2018-12-08 18:13:57 UTC  

Based

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/521026667632787478/unknown.png

2018-12-08 18:15:29 UTC  

"a joke."

2018-12-08 18:15:34 UTC  

who quotes like that

2018-12-08 18:15:50 UTC  

the last word of a sentence

2018-12-08 18:29:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392391019741839373/521030638887763999/unknown.png

2018-12-08 18:30:26 UTC  

epic

2018-12-08 18:30:50 UTC  

He opposes the heretic Catholic church

2018-12-08 18:49:03 UTC  

I'm ready for gamer time