Can you vc rn?

Sure

I'm tired tho I just woke up lol

Lol no worries

@molly how are you bi? you are like 12

jesus christ

yes

12

ofc

Secret admirers

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it.

Not bad

Did you write that piece?

Nah dude I wrote it

@Literally John Elway tell @gay nigger faggot the story of John Elway

Reporting in

John Elway being a negro

Haha gay

@Literally John Elway

john elway story time

Holy shit that's fucking funny

Mmmm

>2014
>me and my mate had shit loads of humus
>decide to smear it behind every school door handle
>everything smells like humus
>all the niggers at our school got humus all over they're hands
>mfw no one understands why there's humus everywhere <:HappyPepe:392505275170684930>

@molly

@molly

@molly

oh I have a great one

>2015
>school trip
>at camp with a mate
>he brought an insane security guards flash light
>flash people's eyes with it
>chillin on a hill side
>see two girls from the school climbing up a fance like 70 meters ahead
>mfw I get the idea if flashing them with the flashlight <:HappyPepe:392505275170684930>
>one girl gets flashed so hard so falls over the fence
>laugh.mp3
>go back to the main camp
>chilling and drinking coffee
>another mate walks up on us
>"you heared what happend to that 8th grader?"
>"nah what's up?"
>she climbed up that fence fell down and broke her arm
>mfw when I realised I just broke somebody's arm <:HappyPepe:392505275170684930>
>mfw when saw her in a cast for half a year <:HappyPepe:392505275170684930>
>mfw when I dident get cought <:HappyPepe:392505275170684930>

If you didn't get caught then it didn't happen <:TFWtooSmart:414134895833776133>

To them at least

Sneaky scout