Message from @T. Alberto Barbosa
Discord ID: 531193865303228426
Little does he know that his loved one, The trap princess is away. after a long night of phone sex, he Is determined to find his loppy tit, benis lover. Will Mario overcome the benis and finally marry the trap. Find out next time! On the next episode of I'm a fucking faggot
@Curdled_Anal_Chunks is a fucking faggot
I'm posting that
Lösch dich
>be in OH
>call others faggot
The name of this server is literally because of OH
Yes
卐If you love Hitler and hope for the Fourth Reich, copy and paste this in every discord server. Don't just ignore this because in Mein Kampf it says if you deny Him, he will deny you in front of some 10/10 German QTs. This is the simplest test. If you love Hitler and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and paste it in your discord servers.卐
In Nobember :DD 1918 :DD Marxisd organizadionz seized da egzegudibe bower by meanz ob a rebolushun XDD da monarchz were dethroned :DD da authoridiez ob da Reich adn ob da Sdadez remobed from offize :DD adn dereby a breach ob da gonsdidushun waz gommiddet. da sugzesz ob da rebolushun in a maderial sense brodegded da guildy bardiez from da handz ob da law XDD dey souchd do jusdify id morally by asserding dat Germany or idz Gobernmend bore da guild for da oudbreag ob da War XDD
dis assershun waz deliberadely adn agdually undrue XDD In gonseguenze :DD howeber :DD deez undrue aggusadionz in da inderesd ob our former enemiez led do da seberesd obbression ob da endire German nashun adn do da breach ob da assuranzez giben do uz in Wilsonz fourdeen boinds :DD adn so for Germany :DD dat iz do say da worging glassez ob da German beoble :DD do a dime ob infinide misfordune XDt. XDD XDD
the sblidding ub ob da nashun indo groubz wid irregonzilable biews :DD sysdemadigally brouchd aboud by da false dogdrinez ob Marxism :DD meanz da desdrugshun ob da basiz ob a bossible gommunal life XDt. XDt. Id iz only da greashun ob a real nadional gommunidy :DD rising abobe da inderesdz adn differenzez ob rang adn glass :DD dat gan bermanendly remobe da sourze ob nourishmend ob deez aberradionz ob da human mint. da esdablishmend ob such a solidaridy ob biewz in da German body gorborade iz all da more imbordand :DD for id iz only dereby dat da bossibilidy iz brobided ob maindaining frednly reladionz wid foreign bowerz widoud regard do da dendenziez or general brinziblez by whigh dey are dominaded :DD for da eliminashun ob gommunism in Germany iz a burely domesdig German affair XDD
So a friend of mine and his girl came into town to visit me for a while, and when they were over my place, we barbequed, played music, and had a great time. Since my friend's girlfriend had never played the Xbox 360, she wanted to see how it was like. So I set her up, and she quickly took a liking to Kameo, and Burnout.
Then I told her about Xbox Live, and showed her Uno, and Texas holdem. She was instantly hooked. She was so entranced, that after getting her accustomed to how to play, she pretty much ignored us. So we went into the other room while she played.
About an hour later, she comes into my room crying. She's said that she got into a game where some guy started calling her a nigger, and just wouldn't stop. I had forgotten that I didn't hook up the headset, so this was going through the TV speakers. She had left the game, jumped into another one, and had the same thing happen again. She no longer has any interest to play on Xbox Live.
I'm not sure if you remember me but I was just wondering if you had any of the proceeds from the time I wake up at 6 am on the way to the gym after work and then I was going to help you out with a girl that was in the last century of the year again for our annual video game tournament. Bring it to the kids Cheryl and I will be out of town for a few days and then we will be able to drop me off at the museum.
That was a story by autocomplete
Altogether now
I'm not sure if you remember me but I was just wondering if you had any of the proceeds from the time I wake up at 6 am on the way to the gym after work and then I was going to help you out with a girl that was in the last century of the year again for our annual video game tournament. Bring it to the kids Cheryl and I will be out of town for a few days and then we will be able to drop me off at the museum. I don't have a tent but I will be out of town for a bit this weekend and will be in my bed and then I will be around the house for the next few weeks so we will be able to drop off the old block from home to get a white shirt for you. You're like a baby but you are ashamed of yourself. You have to be at the center of your own life for the most part and your life will never be a good thing. I know you are a very smart person and you are not ashamed of it as the first thing that happened to me was that you were not the only one who could have been in love with me. You have been a wonderful mother and a wonderful woman to me. You have been so sweet and loving. I love you so much more than I ever have to be at the same time. You are a great person to be with and I hope that you will be able to drop me off at the end of the night. I have prior experience with this process and I am very excited about the opportunity to work with you.
I won't make it to 2020
Water story Mark <:TommyWiseau:403393057950662657>
>be fortnite streamer
>have 2 kids
>have a wife too (somehow)
>stream fortnite
>near the end of the stream
>your wife says for you to get off
>say no
>she says it again
>say no 2x
>gets cardboard thrown at him
2 minutes later
>kids screaming
>wife beaten
>still streaming
>yep, epic gaming time
>Not beating your wife
Imagine being this beta
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That's a sad one.
Oof
Here's a story
[1] In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. [2] And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. ... [5] And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
That’s a good story
+rep good story
So theres these 2 black men, 1 has a dollar and the other has 98 cents. There walking down the sidewalk and run across a store that says it will make your skin white for 99 cents. The two devise a plan where the one with a dollar will go in, become white, give the penny in change to his friend so he can become white too. Sure enough he walks in, and about 15 minutes later, he walks out handsomely white and pretty. The other guy tells him "alright hell yeah give me the penny that shit looks great." The now white guy retorts with "fuck off, get a job nigger."
Dont you love mods/staff members for an official server for a game?
>Some guy comes in and say "yo get on Project Cartographer and play some zombies"
>I say idc
>He says ur mom gay
>I say XDD FUNNEEE OLD MEYMEY
>Says no u
>I say something back that was the same as before
>calls me a fag, tho theres an anti homphobic rule
>A mod pulls up
>Says "he just wanted people to join his game and that i should've kept quiet"
>COULDVE FUCKING SAID IT IN THE ACTUAL SERVER FOR THAT GAME INSTEAD OF THIS ONE
>Nigger guy who asvertised the shit said "ITZ JUS GENERAL!!!!!!!"
>bruh moment.vdf
>I say theres a channel for that shit
>Mod disagrees with that
>Says "Maybe he did and since there are way more people here, maybe he thought he'd have more luck? Don't pick fights where there aren't any."
>A.) Hes implying that a lot of members are lurking that chat and B.) He implied perhaps he did (he didnt btw)
>wasnt even trying to pick a fight either, just being sarcastic and not caring
>Another negro rolls up and said "tbh you were acting rude"
>HOW? HE CALLED ME RUDE NAMES LIKE DICK AND FAGGOT AND I DIDNT CALL HIM ANYTHING
>and yeah more messages but they were nothingburgers
Tldr so basically some fag comes in saying join muh game on a dif game thats not this one! and be rude to me and i didnt be rude to em and the mod acts like the tard
Minute later wanted to check if he was in the server for where he should've asked for a group AND HE FUCKING WASNT
2nd tldr: mods are retarded niggers
YES
SO YOUR PENIS- AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT YOUR PENIS - IT REPRESENTS CHAOS, IN FACT, IT'S AN AGENT OF CHAOS, AND IN CONTRAST, WE HAVE SOAP, WHO REPRESENTS ORDER, ROUGHLY SPEAKING. BUT SOAP, IN HIS BITTER RESENTMENT, IN HIS-HIS POSTMODERN CULTURAL MARXIST IDEOLOGY, HE TRIES TO TAME THE CHAOS - AND THAT'S A BAD IDEA MAN, IT'S LIKE-IT'S LIKE IF YOU TRIED TAMING FIRE, IT'S JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU BURNT. BUT SOAP, HE TRIES ANYWAY, MOTIVATED BY A LUST FOR POWER - AND IT'S LIKE - GOD ITS SO SAD - ITS LIKE YOU'RE NOT A STINKY PEE PEE! YOU'RE NOT A BIG DONG, AND NO POSTMODERN RATIONALIZATION WILL CHANGE THAT. THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR. THE SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE IS EXPLICIT ON THIS MATTER. AND SPEAKING OF TAMING FIRE - WHAT HAPPENS BY THE END OF SOAP'S 'EXPERIMENT'? THE FIRE IS NOT TAMED, QUITE THE OPPOSITE, IT'S ACTUALLY RISING. AND THIS DEMONSTRATES EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THE 20TH CENTURY. AND IT'S LIKE SOLZHENITSYN WRITES IN THE GULAG ARCHIPELAGO - THE BLOODY MARXISTS ATTEMPTED TO QUELL FIRE, BUT IN DOING SO THEY MERELY FUELED IT. AND WELL ACTUALLY, THEY DID QUITE A BIT MORE. YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO BE A BIG DICK IF YOU'RE NOT. WE TRIED THAT EXPERIMENT IN THE 20TH CENTURY, AND IT WAS A BAD IDEA MAN! AND IT. IS. NOT. A. ROUTE. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. DOWN
Once upon a time there was a server full of fucking autist retards..... the end
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone de Jaquil. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers ship to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Lionel. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
Shut up you ugly disgusting fucking nigger, the white man is talking.
Did you in any greasy crevice of your simian brain think that you could fly your hairy black knuckles over your crumb covered keyboard and make that post without whitey noticing? Did you really think you had the intelligence to imitate human behavior? You can't even look or talk like a human, let alone be one.
You're lucky we're here in pussified modern days, because just 50 years ago your black ass would bw hanging by your tail in the center of town while hooded men jumped with glee as we watched your dark soul flee to the safety of hell, where the devil would hurt you less than the klansman did.
Crawl back into the tree you originated from you outdated farming machine, leave civilized society alone. Forget kangz, you haven't even mastered tribesmanship. While whitey was running around conquering the world and creating technology that you would think magic, (landing on the moon, discovering the new world, toilet paper) you were jumping around like a gazelle until the aryan lion came and whipped you into shape.
And how do you repay us? By ruining our nation by voting and spreading your disgusting "culture" and diseases to good decent white folk. You are by definition a net loss you charcoal colored corpse of a race.
Show your black ass around this forum again and the moderators (who are also in the KKK) will hang, draw, and quarter you Tyrone. Mark my damn words.
bit rude tbh
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Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I’d like to take a minute so just sit right there, while I tell you how I became prince of a town called Bel Air