Don't you want to join the military?

yeah that's why I stopped looking for long term

I'm here to smash and pass

her to the next poor sob

Only if they let me in

Not because of fitness etc but you know le evil nazi

yea

but you are a minority

call it islamophobic discrimination

I'll say I'm a Jew

yea

Then I have a free pass for everything

that's my plan if the army gets me for fraternization

But seriously, don’t get a gf before service

it's antisemitic

She’s gonna fuck Jamal who hates your country

can confirm, have almost fucked a Marine's gf

3 days after they started dating

would've fucked if we didn't have a time limit

shut the fuck up jody

@Traveler Dude

Waddup

you are a migrat from an Eastern European nation

just say that

they will promote you to captain

*Southeastern

still a migrant

from a war torn region

Hes Bosnian

I'm pure German

They wont promote him

I was born here

sssshhhhh

Fuck germany

this

>go to Munich
>People don't look where they go
>Bunch of German 20 year olds drinking alcohol from small plastic shot glasses
>Turks driving on the main road beeping their expensive cars cus it's a wedding

Fuck *current Germany

And they listen to fucking kesha

Bunch of German 20 year olds drinking alcohol from small plastic shot glasses

what the fuck

the only issue with that is that the glasses are small