Yo @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two Texas has hella drive through donut shops

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they love donuts in texas

@foxhunt I've been having to get up once or twice a night to pee lately too

Am I dying

probably prostate cancer

stop playing with your prostate so much

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This is the end for you Matty

Ultimate deadbeat dad

@Matthew have they been colder nights? did you drink more before sleep?

Nigga it's winter

Yes, it's been colder

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two but you literally prevent prostate cancer with prostate play you numpty

probably that

i never said anything about cancer

Obviously don't overdo it, but at least sometimes

gay excuse

but if you keep jabbing at it its gonna get bruised and swell up

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The leader of the free world, everyone

Yo my Airbnb has a Sega Genesis

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Nice

Nut on it

But. They have sanic

Oh shit a fucking Sega cd

If I have known id have burned a copy of night trap

night trap remastered is on switch

they used the original film to get HD video

i only ever had one sega cd game

and it was sewer sharks

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My Uber driver is a chink

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rip

And the taco place gave me a fucking keylime mint. It's so good

Fuck. He literally just broke two laws

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I shit you not there's a Dodge charger with fucking spikes on then rims