Message from @mayday

Discord ID: 645252410394279938


2019-11-16 08:17:16 UTC  

As in, pure Na?

2019-11-16 08:20:55 UTC  

Yea

2019-11-16 08:22:29 UTC  

For lunch at work i always leave the office and go eat by the canal but recently there's been some really aggressive swans and the ducks are really annoying as well.

2019-11-16 08:23:06 UTC  

They keep taking my sandwiches. I'm at breaking point

2019-11-16 08:24:05 UTC  

Then i read that sodium reacts badly with water so i thought maybe i could just lob a chuck of it at the ducks one day?

2019-11-16 08:24:25 UTC  

I think that pure sodium is so reactive it would set the shipment plane on fire

2019-11-16 08:24:39 UTC  

Yanwend

2019-11-16 08:24:51 UTC  

Or the boat

2019-11-16 08:25:15 UTC  

Damn

2019-11-16 08:25:39 UTC  

Is there any other ways i could discreetly eliminate the ducks?

2019-11-16 08:27:32 UTC  

poison decoy sandwich

2019-11-16 08:46:14 UTC  

Hmm

2019-11-16 08:46:49 UTC  

I'll try that

2019-11-16 08:49:59 UTC  

Bring special sriracha sandwich for them

2019-11-16 08:51:00 UTC  

Also maybe consider eating your sandwiches elsewhere

2019-11-16 08:52:24 UTC  

Don't harm animals because you can't hold on to your sandwiches @Rory

2019-11-16 09:09:45 UTC  

REMOVE QUACK

2019-11-16 10:03:52 UTC  

Lmao virgin destroyed by a mob of angry ducks

2019-11-16 11:22:23 UTC  

<:honk:631611909434769418>

2019-11-16 13:00:55 UTC  
2019-11-16 13:22:42 UTC  

fuck lineageOS

2019-11-16 13:22:48 UTC  

softbricked my phone

2019-11-16 13:23:02 UTC  

didn't mention that it doesn't work for my skew of the model

2019-11-16 13:23:54 UTC  

Bit expensive but it's full size

2019-11-16 13:24:10 UTC  

Could get a MOTOSPEED CK104 for that price

2019-11-16 19:31:21 UTC  

Keep it <#189466684938125312>

2019-11-16 19:32:53 UTC  

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2019-11-16 19:32:54 UTC  

sure

2019-11-16 19:33:30 UTC  

Are chink AK format shotguns /csg/?

2019-11-16 19:34:43 UTC  

please don't post weaponry

2019-11-16 19:36:31 UTC  

<:woah:333623269674713098>

2019-11-16 19:36:43 UTC  

pp slap onohol

2019-11-16 19:40:30 UTC  

Christ, you actually did

2019-11-16 20:25:19 UTC  

😮

2019-11-17 02:17:40 UTC  

a chromebook for NZD$80

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/645447435220418560/unknown.png

2019-11-17 02:18:53 UTC  

redmi note 7 for NZD$300

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/645447741861789718/unknown.png

2019-11-17 02:20:37 UTC  

NZD$13 hybrid drive

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/645448179399131156/unknown.png

2019-11-17 05:04:05 UTC  

Anyone unable to load the intmail.11185.cn page for tracking? Seems it's down. Wonder when it may be back up.

2019-11-17 05:15:34 UTC  

That's the China Post one right?

2019-11-17 05:30:48 UTC  

Does the Mi Band do the whole Fitbit shit?