Message from @UnScottable

Discord ID: 636061019877146624


2019-10-22 04:32:16 UTC  

take care

2019-10-22 04:32:24 UTC  

525'600 minuets in a year

2019-10-22 04:32:46 UTC  

15 minutes per pizza, about 5 pizzas per oven, 6 ovens, that's 120 pizzas an hour, 2880 per day, about 1 million a year

2019-10-22 04:32:56 UTC  

1,051,200

2019-10-22 04:33:19 UTC  

#theydidthemath

2019-10-22 04:33:34 UTC  

Fellas, we gotta bring back the ovens. Auw Shitz look at all these Pizzas™, world's first Sargon of Akkad branded pizza company. Six million pizzas, six million smiles.

2019-10-22 04:33:36 UTC  

you can only get ~35000 15 minuet pizzas ina year tho

2019-10-22 04:33:42 UTC  

6 ovens

2019-10-22 04:34:09 UTC  

210,240 a year... so like... 840,000

2019-10-22 04:34:19 UTC  

they must have had some hidden ovens

2019-10-22 04:34:33 UTC  

Maybe they undercooked some pizzas.

2019-10-22 04:34:44 UTC  

so 10 min a pizza

2019-10-22 04:34:47 UTC  

we'll be charitable

2019-10-22 04:35:19 UTC  

thats 315,000 10min pizzas per year

2019-10-22 04:35:43 UTC  

We need more ovens, lads. We need to franchise out.

2019-10-22 04:36:04 UTC  

i imagine itd take some time to clean them between pizzas as well

2019-10-22 04:38:00 UTC  

gotta clean chimneys too

2019-10-22 04:38:37 UTC  

Naw man, it just becomes a convection oven if the chimneys get blocked. Adds a smokey flavour to the pizza.

2019-10-22 04:38:37 UTC  

oh yeah... i mean supply lines were cut during the uh... pizza competition

2019-10-22 04:38:47 UTC  

so i mean.....

2019-10-22 04:39:24 UTC  

can you imagine all the fuel you need for ur ovens and ur tanks.. my goodness

2019-10-22 04:39:43 UTC  

Just use the crusty pizza droppings as charcoal for the new pizzas.

2019-10-22 04:39:50 UTC  

Flavour the pizzas with pizza.

2019-10-22 04:40:01 UTC  

<:thinking_clown:590855640268668928>

2019-10-22 04:40:09 UTC  

<:ThonkOrMiss:531847284703625242>

2019-10-22 04:40:26 UTC  

look how about we stop before we get put on anymore watch lists alright

2019-10-22 04:40:55 UTC  

my head's already on the chopping block, I don't care anymore

2019-10-22 04:41:08 UTC  

<:deus_vult:466354779841495040>

2019-10-22 04:41:23 UTC  

GAS THE JEWS <:powerful:595334910764515338> FBI CAN EAT MY ASS <:powerful:595334910764515338> YOU NARCS TURNED THE FROGS GAY <:powerful:595334910764515338> KONY 2012

2019-10-22 04:41:35 UTC  

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2019-10-22 04:41:49 UTC  

i uh completely disavow

2019-10-22 04:41:57 UTC  

i ❤ <:sarGOY:462286263622303754> 's

2019-10-22 04:42:03 UTC  

Alberta is going to pretend theyre going to separate for 4 years

2019-10-22 04:42:13 UTC  

yeah, pretty much

2019-10-22 04:42:26 UTC  

might be a few petitions

2019-10-22 04:42:53 UTC  

Bc will slowly wither and die off due to drug addiction and be replaced by chinese and others

2019-10-22 04:43:18 UTC  

Well yeah, same with the white people in urban hubs in Ontario.

2019-10-22 04:43:58 UTC  

The immigrants here are too poor to even afford opium.

2019-10-22 04:49:33 UTC  

the citynews stream left comments up

2019-10-22 04:49:48 UTC  

I know, it was cancer just a bit ago.