Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 635131708399812609


2019-10-19 15:02:20 UTC  

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2019-10-19 15:02:25 UTC  

Boomers are fucking cancer

2019-10-19 15:02:28 UTC  

honestly

2019-10-19 15:02:35 UTC  

they forced us outta Nam

2019-10-19 15:02:52 UTC  

they caused basically every war in the Middle East in the past....30-40 years

2019-10-19 15:03:27 UTC  

They dodged Nam but put us in the Middle East

2019-10-19 15:03:28 UTC  

and they've been raring to go to war with countries like NK for the past....decade or so

2019-10-19 15:03:35 UTC  

Because they weren’t the ones fighting it

2019-10-19 15:03:37 UTC  

Fuck, we could've won Nam

2019-10-19 15:03:45 UTC  

it'd have taken a bit

2019-10-19 15:03:52 UTC  

Eeeehhhhhh I don’t care about a jungle though

2019-10-19 15:03:57 UTC  

Yeah, me neither

2019-10-19 15:04:09 UTC  

but it was **mainly** to stop communism from being gay and spreading

2019-10-19 15:04:13 UTC  

(like an STD)

2019-10-19 15:04:48 UTC  

If jungle zipper heads wanted to organize their mud hut village around the principles of Marx that’s cool with me

2019-10-19 15:05:25 UTC  

I'd rather that we force the enemy out or force em to modernize and turn into our fren

2019-10-19 15:05:41 UTC  

the latter being Japan, the former being South Korea

2019-10-19 15:06:23 UTC  

but I'd rather we just nuke em

2019-10-19 15:06:28 UTC  

instead of sending our boys in

2019-10-19 15:06:35 UTC  

Japan and South Korea and Taiwan I would fight for

2019-10-19 15:06:39 UTC  

yeah

2019-10-19 15:06:40 UTC  

Those guys are cool

2019-10-19 15:06:47 UTC  

they also like us to an extent

2019-10-19 15:06:51 UTC  

Vietnam does too

2019-10-19 15:06:58 UTC  

which is....weird, for a Commie country

2019-10-19 15:07:36 UTC  

Yeah times change

2019-10-19 15:08:10 UTC  

Funny how they’ve integrated better than blacks in the same time span despite being in a different country and under communism

2019-10-19 15:09:05 UTC  

>the Right likes us more
>Men like us more

2019-10-19 15:09:46 UTC  

which is pretty epic

2019-10-19 15:11:21 UTC  

Well I don’t know why we should care what the European countries think

2019-10-19 15:11:35 UTC  

Because they kinda gay

2019-10-19 15:11:40 UTC  

As in leadership

2019-10-19 15:11:47 UTC  

Macron etc

2019-10-19 15:12:12 UTC  

Oh, definitely

2019-10-19 15:12:48 UTC  

Macron is the Trudeau of Europe, basically

2019-10-19 15:12:58 UTC  

which is pretty funny, since Trudeau's a frenchie

2019-10-19 15:13:16 UTC  

and Macron Lite

2019-10-19 15:13:30 UTC  

made even funnier, since Quebec is basically France Lite

2019-10-19 15:13:33 UTC  

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