Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 634931414860824589


2019-10-19 01:48:58 UTC  
2019-10-19 01:49:02 UTC  

<:OMEGAULTRAKEK:551206802268880917>

2019-10-19 01:49:04 UTC  

don't admit having a small dick on the net

2019-10-19 01:49:09 UTC  

<:angrypepe:497157904743268363>

2019-10-19 01:49:18 UTC  

You'll get Livid all hot and bothered

2019-10-19 01:49:35 UTC  

Naw it's average for Canada, (which is bigger than America by 0.1, don't forget that.)

2019-10-19 01:49:39 UTC  

I have evidence to present

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/634931132886155264/921.png

2019-10-19 01:49:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/634931181359595522/1571447322849.png

2019-10-19 01:49:56 UTC  

Why not both

2019-10-19 01:50:07 UTC  

@Ethaneth so....5.27 inches?

2019-10-19 01:50:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/634931264931102720/bad_boys.gif

2019-10-19 01:50:12 UTC  

<:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

2019-10-19 01:50:13 UTC  

Huh

2019-10-19 01:50:15 UTC  

Source?

2019-10-19 01:50:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/634931293209100298/cops.gif

2019-10-19 01:50:29 UTC  

It's 0.1 inches larger than the average American

2019-10-19 01:50:35 UTC  

which is like 5.17

2019-10-19 01:50:38 UTC  

AFAIK

2019-10-19 01:50:39 UTC  

???

2019-10-19 01:50:41 UTC  

Naw, what's your source on that.

2019-10-19 01:50:45 UTC  

Lemme check

2019-10-19 01:50:47 UTC  

I'm above the fucking average?!

2019-10-19 01:50:55 UTC  

It was 6.1 I think.

2019-10-19 01:50:58 UTC  

that's....... unnaccountably comforting

2019-10-19 01:51:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/634931543806181396/1571337219318.jpg

2019-10-19 01:51:34 UTC  

Healthline says 5.16

2019-10-19 01:51:52 UTC  

wow

2019-10-19 01:52:15 UTC  

The fuck, when did the average for both drop like an inch?

2019-10-19 01:52:18 UTC  

Migration?

2019-10-19 01:52:41 UTC  

Medical News Today says like 6

2019-10-19 01:52:42 UTC  

oh..... well fuck when you put it like that

2019-10-19 01:53:24 UTC  

Drelist says 5.5 on average

2019-10-19 01:53:42 UTC  

or... wait... if immigrants coming in lower the average, that'd mean theirs are smaller

2019-10-19 01:53:42 UTC  

Guess I'm over the average by an inch then, the fuck, years I've been feeling average. When it was everyone around me that was average.

2019-10-19 01:53:58 UTC  

Paki dicks are tiny as fuck, dude.

2019-10-19 01:54:09 UTC  

I suppose Asians bring it down quite a bit

2019-10-19 01:54:14 UTC  

talking about america, not canada

2019-10-19 01:54:27 UTC  

Canada's says it's 5.6

2019-10-19 01:54:30 UTC  

It lists worldwide average AFAIK

2019-10-19 01:54:45 UTC  

so in either country, at a solid 6", I'm either average or above average

2019-10-19 01:55:06 UTC  

guess I should stay out of metric countries