Message from @Jokerfaic

Discord ID: 635729520158310410


2019-10-21 06:37:00 UTC  

I write this shit

2019-10-21 06:37:09 UTC  

you have no idea how i restrict myself in here

2019-10-21 06:37:36 UTC  

YES I DO

2019-10-21 06:38:01 UTC  

im not scared of no toothpaste wearing walking rainbow

2019-10-21 06:38:08 UTC  

i beat faggots b4 breakfast

2019-10-21 06:38:28 UTC  

sounds pretty hot

2019-10-21 06:38:32 UTC  

do you have any stories you've written to link over DMs?

2019-10-21 06:38:44 UTC  

I'm fucking prepared

2019-10-21 06:38:47 UTC  

Oof

2019-10-21 06:38:54 UTC  

"For research"

2019-10-21 06:39:19 UTC  

my stories are told in person over a meal as i seduce my next sex partner

2019-10-21 06:39:36 UTC  

a convenient excuse

2019-10-21 06:39:37 UTC  

sure would be funny if you post them all at xnxx on the stories section haha

that would be a pretty funny prank haha

haha

2019-10-21 06:39:41 UTC  

at that point they either get seduced or realize that trying to escape is a mistake

2019-10-21 06:39:56 UTC  

nah I imagine they'd get banned

2019-10-21 06:40:12 UTC  

there is a coffee shop that banned me..

2019-10-21 06:40:51 UTC  

*Chews on steak.*
*Family member gets up and locks the front door*
***"Nani?!"***

2019-10-21 06:41:20 UTC  

oh bitch please, that's not how you build tension

2019-10-21 06:41:32 UTC  

fucking scrub

2019-10-21 06:42:08 UTC  

Here, Imma whip something out right now, on the fly

2019-10-21 06:42:14 UTC  

Oof

2019-10-21 06:42:15 UTC  

[ahem]

2019-10-21 06:42:24 UTC  

Oh no

2019-10-21 06:45:40 UTC  

penis

2019-10-21 06:52:32 UTC  

```Street lights passed the car one after the other in a hypnotic rhythm. They'd been driving for hours, was it really that far to the house from the restaurant? She idly checked her phone, wondering if anyone was wondering where she and her boyfriend went. Nothing yet.

The asphalt road became beaten mountain earth before she noticed, and trees lined the path instead of guard rails. "Where are we going...?" She finally asked.

"Somewhere your pain-in-the-ass mother won't find us," he answered, a momentary spitefulness in his tone. The road became more unfriendly before it flattened out and opened into a small clearing. A log cabin lay in the center, quaint, but rather large. The lights were out and the door was locked. He keyed off the engine and got out, followed by his girlfriend. Fishing out a key she didn't recognize, he unlocked and opened the front door, then toggled a nearby switch. The room, for it shockingly was all one room, brightened in a flash, and she had to rub her blinded eyes before clearly seeing. A gigantic heart-shaped bed dominated the center space, and a large, long wall-mounted radiator ensured a very cozy stay indeed.```

2019-10-21 06:52:43 UTC  

there, that's about as far as my tired brain will go

2019-10-21 06:56:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/635733067742576641/animatedrock.png

2019-10-21 06:57:13 UTC  

@Zephyr Blackfish ***THAT'S*** how you build a mood

2019-10-21 06:57:36 UTC  

*that's* objectively false

2019-10-21 06:58:03 UTC  

granted I didn't bother coming up with a name for either of them

2019-10-21 07:00:05 UTC  

I managed to not fur it up, either

2019-10-21 07:04:32 UTC  

First rock from you I see that's garbage

2019-10-21 07:05:10 UTC  

@Jokerfaic#5461 i have no clue who you are

2019-10-21 07:05:36 UTC  
2019-10-21 07:05:40 UTC  

ya I don't know you either, buuuut you're unblocked now, so, yay

2019-10-21 07:05:46 UTC  

hahaha

2019-10-21 07:05:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/635735510903554058/xlarge.png

2019-10-21 07:07:19 UTC  

I agree

2019-10-21 07:17:09 UTC  

Damned cursed

2019-10-21 07:23:12 UTC  

Darned blessed