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all i know is our medics where like... 'if something bites u and u dont know what it was... come 2 us quick'

just google 'brown recluse bite'

and if u know it was a brown recluse or a black widow, come 2 us quick

yeah I keep meaning to get some anti venoms here at my place, we have been getting more and more spiders since I put in the grain silos

snakes*

not spiders 🤦🏻

strayaman - also the anti-venom goes bad after a while

it doesnt have a long shelflife

i think it is a 12 month lifespan for most snake ones

we can get them subsidised where i live because it is remote, as in 50km to nearest clinic and 300km to closest real hospital

thats like 3hrs via air ambulance ;o

30 and 200 miles aprox for you savages

more like 2 but still

like an hour 1 get to you and an hour back, (including time for dispatch and loading unloading)

fuck that, just drive like a nutter, call the cops on the way and let them know, they meet up with you and will escort until you meet up with the ambulance

spooders

ya we dont have much poisonous shit here, the worst thing we have here is lionfish... and them fuckers we hunt like a mofo and eat

is illegal to use a speargun... is illegal to do elastic spear hunting with airtanks... but for lion fish airtanks and spearguns are legal 🙂

when they are hated so much the gov suspends bans to kill them

Spoodieman

Germany has 16 dangerously poisonous spiders
only 4 of those are actually capable of piercing human skin
And only one of those lives near humans (one from a recluse family)

And that recluse is not very venomous out of those 16, relatively speaking

strayaman - we have only had 1 death from sharks in the last 100 years... we have had 3 deaths from lionfish in the last 10 years

Not enough loli in here.

jesus

and that 1 death from sharks was only 2 years ago

with a dude who was literally fucking with sharks swimming with them while blooding the water

the rock fish people keep stepping on, going into shock and drowning before they can make it to shore

err the lion fish*

sounds like the stonefish we have here

ya its the same thing as stonefish

Jellyfish does that in Greece

you step on them, nasty spines happen, loss of life snues

ensues

they are kinda pretty though

Cute desu.

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