Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 636404985072058378


2019-10-23 03:22:46 UTC  

Well America is krazy for karate

2019-10-23 03:22:53 UTC  

ever since the 90s

2019-10-23 03:23:22 UTC  

well, the character in-universe learned Karate (or Jiu-Jitsu, not sure)

2019-10-23 03:23:24 UTC  

in the 40s

2019-10-23 03:23:31 UTC  

when he was stationed in Okinawa

2019-10-23 03:23:49 UTC  

probably jiu jitsu, isn't karate more chinese?

2019-10-23 03:23:54 UTC  

not sure

2019-10-23 03:23:59 UTC  

but he did learn Chinese shit

2019-10-23 03:24:03 UTC  

so my guess is Karate

2019-10-23 03:24:05 UTC  

but I'll check

2019-10-23 03:24:40 UTC  

nvm

2019-10-23 03:24:41 UTC  

it's Kenpo

2019-10-23 03:24:54 UTC  

yeesh

2019-10-23 03:25:05 UTC  

unfriendly

2019-10-23 03:25:27 UTC  

Japanese grapple styles are fucking terrifying

2019-10-23 03:25:38 UTC  

>unfriendly

2019-10-23 03:25:39 UTC  

yes

2019-10-23 03:25:43 UTC  

those people just despise the existence of other people's necks

2019-10-23 03:25:59 UTC  

Out of the convicts, I'd say that Dorian's probably the most under-handed

2019-10-23 03:26:12 UTC  

>coughing up a grenade just to get away from a fight

2019-10-23 03:26:19 UTC  

...

2019-10-23 03:26:21 UTC  

coughing up?

2019-10-23 03:26:23 UTC  

Doyle's bestboi by far

2019-10-23 03:26:23 UTC  

yes

2019-10-23 03:26:25 UTC  

he did

2019-10-23 03:26:56 UTC  

Doyle's probably the best of the Convicts

2019-10-23 03:27:02 UTC  

since he's not a TOTAL scumbag

2019-10-23 03:27:45 UTC  

there's Yanagi, who's sadistic and shit

2019-10-23 03:28:58 UTC  

Sikorsky, who's probably got a small dick and makes up for it by acting tough

2019-10-23 03:30:01 UTC  

... the bottom of that grenade was clearly coming out first

2019-10-23 03:30:03 UTC  

Spec who's also sadistic

2019-10-23 03:30:12 UTC  

yes, it did

2019-10-23 03:30:20 UTC  

so how's the spoon in his palm first in next shot

2019-10-23 03:30:38 UTC  

spoon?

2019-10-23 03:30:46 UTC  

yes, of the grenade

2019-10-23 03:30:57 UTC  

that's what the long metal bit the pin holds is called

2019-10-23 03:31:26 UTC  

actually

2019-10-23 03:31:34 UTC  

it comes out bottom-first

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