[Sports]
Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record
> https://babylonbee.com/news/motorcycle-that-identifies-as-bicycle-sets-world-cycling-record
~ <https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1187849638507765760>

That is a new level of stupidity

Ah shit i double posted

@Skellybrote that is satire

@Skellybrote it's Babylon Bee retard

shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/424976647268204545/637667666030493716/FB_IMG_1572102194284.jpg

Some of my High Schools art.... My friends and I laughed for hours. A teacher came over and saw it and said “I see you noticed our fine art” sarcastically.

And yes it is who you think it is

cringe and cancer

It is

trudeau?

Someone on the split lefty/pol/ Discord asked:
RICHSUPEDSTAR Yesterday at 23:56
If you can bring back one person from the dead who would it be and why?
My answer was:
The CEO of National Trotskyism Today at 14:01
Jesus so he can end this world.

I dunno dude, Jesus kinda pussied out and got strapped and shanked

Bring back Caesar, Crassus or Pompey.

Sod it, bring back Cicero as a lawyer.

Alexander the Great

gayiiiiiiiiiii

Chad Cicero FTW!

Lets resurect Mad Jack Churchill

Or Cromwell

Currently reading a compilation of Cicero's testimonies and private letters.

Mad Jack Churchill would be good for morale

Cromwell is iffy considering he would have bored people into killing him.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/447835760603693077/637677268168212490/sargon_of_timkad.jpg

Oof

Bring back Mosley so people know what an actual fascist is

Revive Epstein.

Me and the bois walking home from detention for showing Agatha (gay girl from year 8) our willies

Get that bitch to court.

Piere Truedau so he can beat some sense into his son

We're talking about the guy that had his wife fucked by Fidel Castro, I doubt he could beat some sense into his own dick, let alone his wife's son.

Trudeau is a gimp

'Prussia must concentrate its strength and hold it for the favorable moment, which has already come and gone several times. Since the treaties of Vienna, our frontiers have been ill-designed for a healthy body politic. Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided—that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849—but by cum, water and blood' Bismarck