It's not like he's Gandalf though

it took several Roman soldiers and equipment to seal the tomb

Jesus: The First Avenger

Or like I mean God power is a little different like

Jesus was only as strong as he needed to be

it's that simple

also

Didn’t Samson like destroy some stone pillars?

magical spear of destiny

samson had magic powers too

His musculature, if we're going by Christianity, would be utterly irrelevant

the bible obviously has many stories of the supernatural

like those three jews who were thrown into an oven

and returned unharmed

Jesus was practically like an internet avatar for god

>Samson just fucking yeets a small army with a skull

Didn't mean shit

or david who slew the giant goliath with but a small stone

im pretty sure king solomon had like a necromancer on speed dial too

that he could consult with to learn of stuff

Ye

He had a demon capturing ring

ok i saw the image loremaster

what image

And he got some thicc Sheban ass

yes

the firt jewish interbreeding

cuz sheba was explicitly black

and solomon was a jew

@Lucienne d'Anwyl

ah

which is interesting

because modern jews hate blacks

even if those blacks are also jews

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Solomon was swimming in pussy tho

STFU AND POST MEMES REEEE

>David casually killing dozens of people

@Samaritan king solomon is coming for your chocolate starfish

Firekeeper porn tho