Message from @Uksio

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2019-10-19 01:49:47 UTC  

lmao

2019-10-19 01:49:55 UTC  

When do we get kangaroos into the Aussie police force?

2019-10-19 01:49:58 UTC  

the older versions were more brutal

2019-10-19 01:50:03 UTC  

you wanted to bring a criminal in

2019-10-19 01:50:04 UTC  

two guys got into it over a soccer match and started throwing shit at everyone

2019-10-19 01:50:11 UTC  

send the foresters after him with mancatcher poles

2019-10-19 01:50:20 UTC  

theyd throw those things onto your arms and legs

2019-10-19 01:50:23 UTC  

and pin you to the floor

2019-10-19 01:50:29 UTC  

didnt matter if you had a knife or sword

2019-10-19 01:50:33 UTC  

the cops show up, it's this little ass blonde about half my size and this guy who was about 160lbs wet

2019-10-19 01:50:37 UTC  

4 men with mancatchers and you're fucked

2019-10-19 01:50:47 UTC  

Goddamn mancatchera looking like medieval torture devices and shit

2019-10-19 01:50:58 UTC  

its effective tho lmao

2019-10-19 01:51:05 UTC  

We need to just give the police baseball bats

2019-10-19 01:51:08 UTC  

don't like man catchers <:mananimal:583796112729702412>

2019-10-19 01:51:08 UTC  

tbh

2019-10-19 01:51:18 UTC  

they took away the billy clubs from our police

2019-10-19 01:51:20 UTC  

Asian version

2019-10-19 01:51:35 UTC  

@Osbornia its pretty stupid imo

2019-10-19 01:51:37 UTC  

the police only have pussified versions now

2019-10-19 01:51:41 UTC  

most american cops dont even have batons

2019-10-19 01:51:46 UTC  

they just have tasers and a handgun

2019-10-19 01:51:50 UTC  

Most of them didn't have teeth tho

2019-10-19 01:51:52 UTC  

need ELECTRIC man catchers

2019-10-19 01:51:52 UTC  

maybe OC spray

2019-10-19 01:51:52 UTC  

the chile police still use them with impunity lol

2019-10-19 01:52:06 UTC  

they took away batons because "wah my concussion"

2019-10-19 01:52:10 UTC  

fucking submit then

2019-10-19 01:52:14 UTC  
2019-10-19 01:52:18 UTC  

@Spooky Melon seriously? Wtf those are both worse

2019-10-19 01:52:27 UTC  

You'd think they'd at least have the option

2019-10-19 01:52:29 UTC  

@Estavor.eldritch I have not seen a single officer

2019-10-19 01:52:31 UTC  

with a baton

2019-10-19 01:52:32 UTC  

Internet just loves that impressively toothed mancatcher more than the most common one without teeth

2019-10-19 01:52:35 UTC  

Goddamn

2019-10-19 01:52:35 UTC  

except in riots