Eh, wouldn't put it past the CIA to have an over elaborate plot.

>"Artemis Fowl is an faggot for not talking"

Literally a Goldberg machine but with people

First we drop 5 cents in front of this office

>Artemis Fowl is typing

Dun....

Dun dun dun dun

>VC triggered at Artemis Fowl because he won't talk

Dun dun dun

>VC studdering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLp_Hh6DKWc

CIA theme tune

if you listen closely

the lyrics are hidden

but you can hear

first we hid the evidence evidence

hid the evidence on all our crimesss

I would talk in VC, but I get hardware muted by discord since I use a bluetooth headset when others talk. No point.

Hid the evidence on all our crimes!!!!

sing along baby

what a catchy spook tune

>VC says to "fuck the Irish"

Gladly

irish women are trashy hot

>Artemis Fowl must be Irish

>americans who still refer to themselves as irish

<:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>

Yes

Im celtic.

>VC does best impression of City Wok owner from South Park

English?

whats that?

Im anglo-saxonian

>Ubermensch has bromance for Hongkong Meme King

ye its a funny meme

I just transcribe chat, i dont insert my opinion. 100% objective. Like CNN

fake transcripts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJdCLlW9q7U

^^

that guy is probably dead by now tbh