Im gonna go with dont do that

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Daddy, why are you giving people bad advice?

Stick a catheter up your dingus and grow beautiful crystals

Insert a metal rod up your Urethra @Scale_e

its my job as a good father to make sure you try everything at least once

You can use them for Halloween and Christmas decorations

learn from your past

Nah not my bag, baby

Isn't that how they use to break up kidney stones? Something like that.

Then connect it to a car battery

was never into sounding

or any of that weird shit

scale let us get a CBT poem

aight

Oh no not the cock crystals again

Hi, my name is Reggie. I like guys. I... really like guys. There's just something about them I like their touch, their smell, their... taste. I like to be taken from behind. I like it when they call me cute as they thrust into me. Feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck. I like- Oh I'm sorry, I got myself all worked up. Would you like to help me cool down?

You guys make me not want to hang out here

Roses are red, hell is a scorcher.

I love Cock and Ball Torture.

There once was a man from Fort Knox,
Who had a fixation on cocks,
He liked to whack 'em
He liked to smack 'em,
He even applied electro shocks.

COCK AND BALL TORTURE

I regret brining up CBT

A a b b a noiiice

What have I done?

At least we're off the pony shit

and the pedo shit

What have I become

Big true.

we pony postin now bois?

No.

Fuck no

All it took to unite us is COCK AND BALL TORTURE

Can you do {a a b a b b a}

But this place has been inundated with pony fags of late

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cbt against pony fags

It gives me a hadron

I do not support, endorse or condone torture in any way...

***I RECOMMEND IT***

That's kind of how I feel about rape

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