It is a natural process

and the fact we have globalised to much

i just wanna move to the damn coast

The same things with have been talked about when the Steam Engine was invented

own a boat

Eventually new jobs will be created to stop the unemployment

i mean no company's in the UK are owned by british people or who small busniess is crushed by mega corps

i highly recomend the game Cell to Singularity

just got an email from the water board...

"Despite today's wet weather it may come as a surprise that over the last three years we've had much less rain than normal. This means we are now in drought and we may need to introduce water restrictions (also known as a hosepipe ban) in spring 2020."

reduce your water and increase your bill

My BS senses are tingling.

"Did you know in your area customers use on average 158 litres each per day" ... i guarantee Im waaaaaay below average then 😛

Id be surprised if I used more than 15

you don't have a bath

quick shower is all you need

toilet uses around 3 to 5Lt per flush

think mines 2l

well there you go.

can't wait for the 3 sea shells

Wacka only goes once a day.

so like. 6l for toilet... how much for shower... 4?

want to save on water, just hold it and go to a local weatherspoon pub instead

I should get a water metre tbh...

they just put me on the max price band 😛

Im paying like... over £50 a month for water

probably quarter that if I got a metre

Ill give em a ring tomorrow

but you're also giving back most of that water

do you live in the desert

i live in south east england

Don't don't do it! They're trying to get you to do just that so they can monitor your consumption.

I dont care if they know how much water I use 😛 especially if its gonna save me 30 quid a month

they want to put in the smart meter

which doubles up as a Short wave cancer box

also makes the water turn frogs gay

https://twitter.com/OrwellNGoode/status/1176579263211999232

when reality starts turning into a sketch

"excuse me sir, you have a loience for that knife"

Just ban everything that could be used as a weapon

but i could just beat someone to death